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One day, John Karkat fucked. It was the most amazing thing ever, and John still does he was gay. So Karkat does things. Equius and bust the wall down, Kool Aid Man style. There once was a unicorn and a troll named Equius little kitty named Nepeta troll. They were best friends and went on many adventures together. One day, I went ahead and found a troll Prospit small child, who also had a unicorn's horn. Equius quickly thought that this was his child. So he took the troll and Nepeta infant and raised as their own. The end.

LOTF AU BECAUSE I TTLY CAN 1.The boys crash onto some freaky island filled with deer, fish and hummingbirds. 2.Simon is not human. He turns into the Lord of the Flies randomly. No one actually cares. 3.Roger can speak to animals. He has a shark called Pandonut, which accidentally kills Piggy. 4.Ralph enjoys making fun of Jack. The fact that Jack is overly responsible gives him a reason to call him 'Mummy'. 5.Jack is still head chorist, and despite the 'mumsy' exterior, he is still manipulative and stuff. 6.Eric and Sam are drastically different (personnality wise). Sam is outgoing while Erix emos out all the time. 7.Maurice and Roger a

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