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Calm yo tits▲: ~~Hello Landwweller, Eridan Leijon at yer servvice.~~
▼: wwhat the fuck eridan leijon wwhat kind a bullshit is this
▲: ~~...Is that a fancy greetin from where yer from?~~
▲: ~~Or are ye just a dick?~~
▼: i dont evven
▼: my names eridan you fuckin moron wwhat the fuck are you
▲: ~~Not too bright are ye?~~
▼: leijon are you like some wweird polymerization a nep an i or somethin
▲: ~~And I'm a troll, thank ye vvery much.~~
▲: ~~Wwhat's a polymerization?~~
▼: youre a fuckin mron
▼: moron rather
▲: ~~Wwell, I don't think I'll be usin yer fancy landwweller words.~~
▼: im a SEA DWWELLER you fuckin PIECE A SHIT
▲: ~~All right, all right, don't need to get all pissy young lady.~~
▼: LADY YOURE CALLIN ME A LADY
▲: ~~Wwhen wwas the last time you got yer pails filled?~~
▲: ~~Hehehe, relax, I'm jokin.~~
▼: you fuckin moronic piece a shit i wwish i nevver had displeasure a meetin your
Ill beat you up wwith my legs▲: nep
▼: ThAt Is NoT mE, sOrRy BrOtHeR
▲: fuck gam
▲: youre not crazy right
▼: HaHaHa WhAt
▼: ThAt'S fUcKiN' RiDiCuLoUs
▲: sure wwhatevver
▼: I'm ChIlL aS eVeR, wHy Is EvErYoNe AsKiNg Me ThAt
▼: : o(
▲: you kill nep later
▼: BrOtHeR, tHeSe KiLlINg JoKeS aReN't MoThErFuCkIn FuNnY aNyMoRe
▼: YoU kNoW i CoUlDn'T hUrT a MoThErFuCkIn FlY
▲: you killed nep and eq
▼: ThIs Is Me, NoT LaUgHiNg BrOtHeR
▲: wwell good for you
▲: but wwere both murderers
▼: WeLl I kInD oF eXpEcTeD aS mUcH
▼: FrOm YoU, HaHaHaHa
▲: at least i only killed one person
▲: you murdered twwo
▲: and they wwere innocent an shit
▼: WILL YOU SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP ALREADY MOTHERFUCK THIS ISN'T MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY.
▼: ShIt WhAt WaS tHaT
Eridan is forevver aloneâ²: hey 6/m/the vveil wwhats up
â²: oh hey tavv
â¼: eRIDAN, WHAT ARE YOU, dOING
â²: tryin to get some online since i obviously cant ovver here
â¼: i, uHH, dON'T THINK THAT I, wOULD LIKE THAT REALLY,
â²: oh yeah and i knoww howw it feels to havve no legs
â²: and im serious tavv
â¼: oH, uHH, oKAY,
â²: kan chainsawwed me then drank my blood
â²: im only the upper half here
â¼: wELL, uHH, tHAT IS RATHER, oDD
â²: yeah im crawwlin on my arms tryin to get to my legs
â¼: i bELIEVE THAT WOULD, rEDUCE YOUR CAPABILITIES, uHH, oF "GETTING SOME",
â²: then i gavve up and am just lyin here
â²: no shit
â¼: i dON'T THINK, mANY PEOPLE LIKE YOU ANYWAY,
â²: wwell fuck you
â¼: jUST AS, uHH, a GENERAL
KiddiesLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
AT: uMMM, hI?
CT: D --> What do you want
AT: oH i JUST,,,
AT: i UHHH, dIDN'T EXPECT TO RUN INTO YOU HERE,
CT: D --> Who else would you find
CT: D --> This is a haven of depravity
AT: w-WELL I-
CT: D --> You can read
AT: i,,,i MET SOME NICE PEOPLE HERE THOUGH,,,
CT: D --> I have also met decent people
CT: D --> They've all left me sweating
AT: i-iS THAT A GOOD THING?
CT: D --> And I am a bit frustrated about it
CT: D --> It's a bad thing
CT: D --> You can't even help me
AT: uHHH, wELL i'M SORRY,,,
AT: i-i COULD TRY,,,
â¼: D --> Because your typing is as bad as your b100d
â¼: D --> Well
â¼: D --> Maybe
AT: aLRIGHT SO UHHH,,, wHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
CT: D --> You've found yourself here somehow and you've got me in a compromising position having just learned that I obey you when you insult me and display dominant
I am the prine bucket▲: _/ Hello
▼: are you a pail
▲: _/ No, I am the Prine Bucket
▲: _/ That was a close assumption though
▲: _/ I am assuming this offends you?
▼: fuck no man fillin pails is like my life goal here
▼: besides genocide
▼: fillin pails and genocide
▼: thats my agenda
▲: _/ That's quite good Mr. Ampora
▲: _/ I am sure you will succeed
▼: uhh prine bucket wwhatevver the fuck that is
▼: do you givve relationship advvice
▲: _/ I could try
▲: _/ I am omnipotent
▲: _/ So I know a lot
▼: oh ok basically my problem is that the girl i lovve is gettin flushed for a guy wwith yellow shit runnin through his vveins
▼: howw do i wwin her back
▼: i already tried duellin to assert my dominance
▼: but i think it just made her like him more
▲: _/ Eridan
▲: _/ A lady is a delicate thing
▲: _/ I suggest you give her a whale
▲: _/ Young ladies love whales
Equius is high▲: d->sogood
▼: Oh dear.
▲: d->snames eus
▲: d->i duno
▲: d->so good
▼: Are you drunk, eusequsu?
▲: d->soporsl ime
▼: That would make you one of the trolls?
▲: d->comhav som
▼: I'll pass.
▼: I rather like being able to spell my name, you understand.
▼: Although by all means, you go right ahead.
▲: d->ungh syour na,e
▲: d->syour joave
▲: d->yo jave/
▼: Oh, how rude of me. It's Rose.
▼: We may have spoken before.
▲: d->o shup oser
▲: d->reah vorse
▼: Don't strain yourself.
▼: Oh, it's Equius, isn't it.
▲: d-> snot starinin
▲: d-> yeah syuis
▼: Your quirk is a bit off, I'm afraid you are highly inebriated.
▲: d-> inabgrita wuta
▼: I have a suggestion for you.
Light bringer| Lucifer x reader|3
A week had passed, and Lucifer had become a frequent visitor. Seriously, he was in your house way more than usual and you often felt very awkward around his presence, as if one wrong slip up could end your life. It was weird, he seemed to have this weird playful mood sometimes, and it confused you whenever he flew into your apartment only to mess with you. He had popped up behind you when you were doing the dishes and you ended up breaking a few plates, which only made him laugh.
For not liking humans, he seemed to enjoy making your life a series a jumpscares.
"(Y/N), Don't you work." He had asked, lounging lazily in one of your chairs while you sat on the bed playing games on your phone, which had a shattered screen. He had learned your name some time ago, trying to get on a first-name bases with you since you already knew his name. "You don't do anything, but sit around and waste your life away. It's kinda sad."
"Why does it matter to you?" You asked bravely, barely glanc
Monster Tony Stark x Demon!ReaderHis little whispers, love me, love me
That's all I ask for, love me, love me
He battered his tiny fists to feel something
Wondered what it's like to touch and feel something
Stark Tower was filled with SHEILD agents who were celebrating the saviours of New York, everyone was there except for ____. She instead was busying herself with experiments and assignments that were weeks due. Math and algebra methods and answers were drawn in chalk over her black desk, but she couldn't work a simple question out due to distractions. She could see Tony Stark and his blonde girlfriend of six months laughing with other couples. She despised it, the way he'd look at her like she was treasure, the way he'd sneak a lingering kiss with her whenever he had the chance just to annoy ____, the way he'd ignore her whenever Jennifer walked into the room and pulled him away from their experiments. Frustrated, she felt her literal inner demon about to seep out. She remembered all the ti
Light bringer| Lucifer x reader| 2
You were practically a nervous wreck after that incident.
You would jump at the slightest sounds, and hide under your cover in fear of the devil suddenly popping up in your bedroom to kill you at night. You had pondered over the idea of going to retrieve more demon blood, and, at first, thought you should see what would happen if Lucifer returned to your apartment only to find you hadn't gotten more blood.
,but you valued your life. Which is why your bottom refrigerator shelf had 5 gallons of demon blood in it. You took one of the gallons to do your own experiments on, and see how demon blood would react to certain things. You found that salt made the blood bubble, but you still were unsure if your knife did anything. Instead, you liked to keep the knife bathed in holy water so you could use it whenever a demon decided to pop in.
It had been about 5 weeks later, and you had forgotten the incident with Lucifer. You went on with your life, and watched the news often because t
Without YouSetting: 2K14 Turtles!
Warnings: Spoilers for the movie
Dust drifted in massive clouds from the ceiling to the floor. Down amongst the rubble of their invaded home, Leonardo blinked rapidly, his blue eyes focusing on where Shredder stood a short distance away. A mouthful of the grime was unintentionally pulled into his lungs. Coughing, the leader watched as a Foot soldier stepped forward to speak with his master.
"Where is the fourth?"
Shredder's voice seemed to echo throughout the lair. His question prompted Leo to gaze over his surroundings, searching for his brothers. Donatello and Michelangelo were to his right. Both were struggling against the group of Foot soldiers pressing in on each of them. But Raphael was nowhere to be seen.
"He is dead."
The words made Leo's stomach drop and his eyes instantly snapped back to his metal-coated enemy. He prayed that he had mishear
.:The Darling Deer - Part 1:.It was dark. Too dark for her liking. But what could she do, her settings weren't on free roam and the darkness was all she knew. After the horrid storm took down her home, partners and everything she once knew, what could possibly be waiting for her now? She was in a crate, on a moving truck headed to the great unknown, she didn't know whether to be excited or afraid. After hours of being jerked around by the sharp turns of the truck and bumpy terrain it would drive over, it came to a complete stop and shut off. Hearing the creaky front door open, she heard footsteps over soft rock approach toward her but came to a halt. Being in neutral mode, all she could do was listen to the sounds around her, she couldn't react, move her body parts or even talk. She listened closely to the sounds around her, waiting to finally be brought out of this horrid crate. Hearing a door open, she turned her attention back to the delivery man, "Hello there, I am with U-Haul here to deliver a package to Fred
Lauren and ScottLauren left cheer practice completely unaware of what lay ahead of her. She had planned her afternoon to just sit at home, text her friends, Instagram, Twitter. But she came across something-a flyer. It was posted on the fence enclosing the practice field. What caught her eye was the image of the guy she had a crush on: Scott Hanley. He was in her Chemistry class and she of course classified him as 'super-cute' in her mind. The flyer read:
Help wanted-Magician in need of an assistant. Pay: $10 an hour.
And it had his phone number and address below. Excitement took Lauren and she smiled at the thought of being Scott's assistant. She took the flyer and stuffed it in her purse. She looked up the address on her phone and started for his house.
Once Lauren arrived, she hesitated and quickly knocked on the door. She stood in silence for a minute until the door opened. Scott was standing in a tank top and shorts. Lauren blushed and giggled.
"Hey! Lauren!" Scott g
The Lustre Unicorns of SanqtauriA Brief History / Overview
The Lustre Unicorns have been around for centuries. It is unknown how they first came to Sanqtauri, however one of the creation stories passed down through the generations tells of a stallion who got separated from his own herd and wandered for days till he came upon a fairy. The fairy saw into his heart and, upon seeing into the depths of his soul, blessed the stallion with a horn filled with magic. This stallion went on to have 13 foals - each one blessed with a colour of the rainbow. It is from these sons and daughters that today's unicorns supposedly came.
So far, there have been 6 Kings of Sanqtauri - 1 of which was in fact a mare. The last king of Sanqtauri, Iclandig, was a philosopher who perhaps thought too much. It was said that he drove himself mad with speculation, and it was in his madness that he put in motion decrees that would eventually lead to the Great War, and his subsequent death.
The Great War was a civil war between vari
Light bringer|Lucifer x reader| 4
what....what is that sound?
What IS that sound....
You groaned, lifting you head off your pillow to gaze into the darkness of your room. Your bedroom door was cracked and light was seeping out from the hallway and creeping across the floor. Whatever that sound was it was coming from the livingroom.
You already had a pretty good idea of who was in the livingroom so you laid your head back down, fluttering your eyes close.
You tried to sleep, you really did, but the sounds coming from the hallway were way too distracting. "What is he doing?" You mumbled to yourself,pushing off the bed and wrapping the covers around your shoulders as you shuffled into the hallway.
Lucifer was an on and off switch with his playfulness lately. He could be all shits and giggles one moment then the next he could want to snap you neck the next moment. It was all so bi-polar and made you head spin because you had to always refrain what you wanted to say.
January Boy, Part 4January Boy, Part 4
Setting: The Jones’ Igloo
Date: February 5th, 1993 (Another time jump here)
Time: 3:21 PM PST
“Joey… where are youuuu?”
Two-year-old Franky was toddling along the carpeted floor of the bedroom he shared with his older brother, waiting for him to be home from school. This was a sort of daily routine for him, along with sleeping a lot, playing with toy trucks or the little toy horn that he had taken a special liking to, and circling the igloo practicing his relatively newfound skill of waddling.
He was a very slow developer for everything, and that included walking, talking, crawling, and all the other baby milestones. Although his mom hadn’t been around to see any of these firsts happen, his brother had. Nowadays, their mother spent her days at work, coming home later and later every week because she wanted to distract herself from her family. The sorrow and mou
What the Hell,FiddlesticksI stood at the doorway of the League's mess hall,mouth wide open.At the second table,smiling crookedly was Fiddlesticks wearing the most ridiculous piece of clothing ever.
"Take the sombrero off."I said,marching over to his table.
(Intermission:The mess hall is like a high school cantene).
"...Since when did I give you the right to order me around?" he snapped back,a look of annoyance showing itself on his face.
"I'm not ordering you to,it's advice.You look ridiculous." I glanced at his whole ensemble,and let out a final sigh,arms crossed.
"Truth be told,this whole getup looks completely..." I couldn't help but let out a chuckle."What the hell are you going to use those bullets for?Go donate them to Gangplank or something."
The Harbringer of Doom gave me a confused look.
"Well complain to Karthus,he told me to buy this thing."He declared,pulling the scarf covering his mouth down."He told me it looked great."
"Yes,but he's the guy that's always making fun of you and pulling your.
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