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Calm yo tits▲: ~~Hello Landwweller, Eridan Leijon at yer servvice.~~
▼: wwhat the fuck eridan leijon wwhat kind a bullshit is this
▲: ~~...Is that a fancy greetin from where yer from?~~
▲: ~~Or are ye just a dick?~~
▼: i dont evven
▼: my names eridan you fuckin moron wwhat the fuck are you
▲: ~~Not too bright are ye?~~
▼: leijon are you like some wweird polymerization a nep an i or somethin
▲: ~~And I'm a troll, thank ye vvery much.~~
▲: ~~Wwhat's a polymerization?~~
▼: youre a fuckin mron
▼: moron rather
▲: ~~Wwell, I don't think I'll be usin yer fancy landwweller words.~~
▼: im a SEA DWWELLER you fuckin PIECE A SHIT
▲: ~~All right, all right, don't need to get all pissy young lady.~~
▼: LADY YOURE CALLIN ME A LADY
▲: ~~Wwhen wwas the last time you got yer pails filled?~~
▲: ~~Hehehe, relax, I'm jokin.~~
▼: you fuckin moronic piece a shit i wwish i nevver had displeasure a meetin your
Ill beat you up wwith my legs▲: nep
▼: ThAt Is NoT mE, sOrRy BrOtHeR
▲: fuck gam
▲: youre not crazy right
▼: HaHaHa WhAt
▼: ThAt'S fUcKiN' RiDiCuLoUs
▲: sure wwhatevver
▼: I'm ChIlL aS eVeR, wHy Is EvErYoNe AsKiNg Me ThAt
▼: : o(
▲: you kill nep later
▼: BrOtHeR, tHeSe KiLlINg JoKeS aReN't MoThErFuCkIn FuNnY aNyMoRe
▼: YoU kNoW i CoUlDn'T hUrT a MoThErFuCkIn FlY
▲: you killed nep and eq
▼: ThIs Is Me, NoT LaUgHiNg BrOtHeR
▲: wwell good for you
▲: but wwere both murderers
▼: WeLl I kInD oF eXpEcTeD aS mUcH
▼: FrOm YoU, HaHaHaHa
▲: at least i only killed one person
▲: you murdered twwo
▲: and they wwere innocent an shit
▼: WILL YOU SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP ALREADY MOTHERFUCK THIS ISN'T MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY.
▼: ShIt WhAt WaS tHaT
Eridan is forevver aloneâ²: hey 6/m/the vveil wwhats up
â²: oh hey tavv
â¼: eRIDAN, WHAT ARE YOU, dOING
â²: tryin to get some online since i obviously cant ovver here
â¼: i, uHH, dON'T THINK THAT I, wOULD LIKE THAT REALLY,
â²: oh yeah and i knoww howw it feels to havve no legs
â²: and im serious tavv
â¼: oH, uHH, oKAY,
â²: kan chainsawwed me then drank my blood
â²: im only the upper half here
â¼: wELL, uHH, tHAT IS RATHER, oDD
â²: yeah im crawwlin on my arms tryin to get to my legs
â¼: i bELIEVE THAT WOULD, rEDUCE YOUR CAPABILITIES, uHH, oF "GETTING SOME",
â²: then i gavve up and am just lyin here
â²: no shit
â¼: i dON'T THINK, mANY PEOPLE LIKE YOU ANYWAY,
â²: wwell fuck you
â¼: jUST AS, uHH, a GENERAL
KiddiesLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
AT: uMMM, hI?
CT: D --> What do you want
AT: oH i JUST,,,
AT: i UHHH, dIDN'T EXPECT TO RUN INTO YOU HERE,
CT: D --> Who else would you find
CT: D --> This is a haven of depravity
AT: w-WELL I-
CT: D --> You can read
AT: i,,,i MET SOME NICE PEOPLE HERE THOUGH,,,
CT: D --> I have also met decent people
CT: D --> They've all left me sweating
AT: i-iS THAT A GOOD THING?
CT: D --> And I am a bit frustrated about it
CT: D --> It's a bad thing
CT: D --> You can't even help me
AT: uHHH, wELL i'M SORRY,,,
AT: i-i COULD TRY,,,
â¼: D --> Because your typing is as bad as your b100d
â¼: D --> Well
â¼: D --> Maybe
AT: aLRIGHT SO UHHH,,, wHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
CT: D --> You've found yourself here somehow and you've got me in a compromising position having just learned that I obey you when you insult me and display dominant
I am the prine bucket▲: _/ Hello
▼: are you a pail
▲: _/ No, I am the Prine Bucket
▲: _/ That was a close assumption though
▲: _/ I am assuming this offends you?
▼: fuck no man fillin pails is like my life goal here
▼: besides genocide
▼: fillin pails and genocide
▼: thats my agenda
▲: _/ That's quite good Mr. Ampora
▲: _/ I am sure you will succeed
▼: uhh prine bucket wwhatevver the fuck that is
▼: do you givve relationship advvice
▲: _/ I could try
▲: _/ I am omnipotent
▲: _/ So I know a lot
▼: oh ok basically my problem is that the girl i lovve is gettin flushed for a guy wwith yellow shit runnin through his vveins
▼: howw do i wwin her back
▼: i already tried duellin to assert my dominance
▼: but i think it just made her like him more
▲: _/ Eridan
▲: _/ A lady is a delicate thing
▲: _/ I suggest you give her a whale
▲: _/ Young ladies love whales
Equius is high▲: d->sogood
▼: Oh dear.
▲: d->snames eus
▲: d->i duno
▲: d->so good
▼: Are you drunk, eusequsu?
▲: d->soporsl ime
▼: That would make you one of the trolls?
▲: d->comhav som
▼: I'll pass.
▼: I rather like being able to spell my name, you understand.
▼: Although by all means, you go right ahead.
▲: d->ungh syour na,e
▲: d->syour joave
▲: d->yo jave/
▼: Oh, how rude of me. It's Rose.
▼: We may have spoken before.
▲: d->o shup oser
▲: d->reah vorse
▼: Don't strain yourself.
▼: Oh, it's Equius, isn't it.
▲: d-> snot starinin
▲: d-> yeah syuis
▼: Your quirk is a bit off, I'm afraid you are highly inebriated.
▲: d-> inabgrita wuta
▼: I have a suggestion for you.
Nievan languageNievan Language
Part 2-(verbs/ past and ongoing/ placement)
to confuse---------- Bermic (ber-mick)
-confused----------- Bermic'ir (ber-mi-kir)
-confusing---------- Bermic'ov (ber-mi-cov)
to behold----------- Lacrin--(la-krin)
-beheld------------- Lacrin'ir (la-cry-nir)
-beholding---------- Lacrin'ov (la-cry-nov)
to imagine---------- Calren--(call-rin)
--imagined---------- Calren'ir (call-re-nir)
--imagining--------- Calren'ov (call-re-nov)
to wait------------- dai (die)
-waited------------- dai'nir (die-nir)
-waiting------------ dai'nov (die-nov)
to gather----------- spinatol (spin-ah-tohl)
-gathered----------- spinatol'ir (spin-ah-toh-lir)
-gathering---------- spinatol'ov (spin-ah-toh-lov)
to breath----------- cral (crahl)
-breathed----------- cral'ir (crah-lir)
-breathing---------- cral'ov (crah-lov)
to tell------------- laga (la-gah)
-told--------------- laga'nir (la-gah-nir)
-telling------------ laga'nov (la-gah-nov)
to need------------- sanger (sahn-
Experiments - Chapter 19Something happened. Something bad.
There was a misunderstanding and the “camp” that Kylie was supposed to attend was cancelled. Paula Rivvers told Kylie that Gavin had to go somewhere else for a special experiment, but he would be back by next spring.
It was as though someone had driven a knife through Kylie’s heart.
The rainy weather that drowned each day seemed far rainier than any rain anyone knew before.
With senior year on the rise, and the acceptance to a highly acclaimed college for the next fall, and Gavin’s date of arrival back to the home facility pushed back, everything that had happened that one chilly fall became a foggy memory.
. . .
“Kylie Peterson?” There was a voice on the other line that sounded all too familiar, but Kylie couldn’t place it. She had just finished her sixth semester at college, and she was sticking her car keys in her ignition to make the drive back to Martha’s house.
“This is she,” <i>
Experiments - Chapter 20“I’m sorry…” Gavin mumbled for the umpteenth time.
“For the last time,” Kylie blushed, voice quiet. “It’s…okay…” Her face was still tingling from the soft impact of the kiss. “I…I kinda…”
“Kinda what?” Gavin inquired anxiously, certain that she could feel the rampant pulse running through his veins.
“Well…” Kylie chewed on her lower lip, her own heart beating in rhythm with the giant’s – a surprisingly similar rhythm. “Some nights, I would just lie there…in bed, imaging… what would it be like if you kissed me…?”
Gavin exhaled shortly. “Really?” That received a brief nod. “I… I did too… I wondered what it would be like to kiss something so tiny…well, you…”
Kylie had never experienced such a giddy, awkward conversation. She actually liked it – it was much more innocent and lo
Back in the Race, Part 7
As John was leaving the hospital, he phone rang. Checking the number, he answers.
"Angie, give me some good news."
"Absolutely," replied Angie Stewart, AFPD's most decorated Detective. "It turns out that, after a search of the warehouse across the street, forensics was able to find the discharged cartridge. It's from a .338 Lapua Magnum, a sniper rifle used in the most recent wars in Iraq and Afghanistan."
"So, we're looking at ex-military?"
"Most likely. Not too many civilians would have the need for it, unless they were long-range shooting enthusiasts or game hunters.
"I'll check out a couple dealers in the area to see if that rifle had been sold in the past few weeks."
"Also, the reason for Mindy's sudden depowering and that man's pacemaker issue looks to be due to an EMP mine that was remotely detonated from the warehouse as well."
"EMP mine, how would someone get their hands on that?"
"Not sure, the technology isn't out there for mass production yet.
Salamence's Kitty Feast (Vore)Salamence’s Kitty Feast (Vore)
NOTES: Originally called "Snorlax's Kitty Feast" but I had mixed feelings that it wouldn't work for the little kittens. Anyways, this is the long-edited story that I keep changing over and over again. For those who stumbled across here, this contains vore, negative comments will be sho--- *clears throat* blocked by me without warning. Thank you and I hope you enjoy.
The family of four kitty-dragons decide to head for a stroll through the forest. Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry and Mint are exploring the area and the weather conditions are bright and sunny. Not a single cloud in the sky as it is clear as blue. We follow the kitty’s in third-person angles as they follow the narrow pathway. The four kittens are chatting with each other with pleasant conservations.
While walking further and further down the road, they hear *distant snoring* and it’s quite loud. The four has encountered a sleeping giant monster. It is a draconic Pokémon w
Hetalia x Pregnant! Reader - Germany Part Three(Two years later)
“Say mutti.” You told Heidi, your now one year old daughter. She had soft, light blue eyes and wavy hair that was the same color as yours was. She looked at you confused. You tried for the longest time to get Heidi to say mutti, the word you wanted her first word to be.
“Say mu-tti” you said slowly. The only reply you got was another look from her.
You sighed. You didn’t know if she was ever going to say anything. It’s been a whole year and she hasn’t said one word. This worried both you and Ludwig. You looked back and remembered that Ben had always been spot on when he was growing up. He said his first word, started walking, and did many other things right when he was supposed to. So far Heidi has been a little slower. She still crawled and hasn’t started to talk.
You looked at the clock on the wall and saw that it was almost time for Ludwig to be back from picking up Ben from school. You were so glad that he liked the
Queen City: A White Wedding / An Amazon's Quest
It had been a while since Melinda Crane had a vacation. So when she received the invitation from her friend, and former Guardian, White Owl, she couldn't reply yes quick enough. It had been a while since had visited with White Owl and nearly as long since she had been in Queen City. As she walked the streets looking in the various shops and boutiques for a new dress, she couldn't stop smiling.
"I hope Ultra Woman is there as well," she thought to herself.
It was also nice to be in a city that had no idea who Mindy Marvel was. It was difficult for her to shop like this in Angel Falls, but here the people don't give her a second look.
Her excitement was tempered very quickly when she saw Blockhead. It had been few years since her last run in with the big brawler whose name was partially inspired by his super strength and concrete exterior...and partially because of his below average intelligence. He was charging down the street after stealing two conta
Magical RemoteIt was last weekend when I found it, probably the coolest and most interesting thing in the world. I found it in my attic. While rummaging through old stuff trying to find something valuable, I stumbled across a remote control. It was coated in dust, I couldn't read what any of the buttons said. So I finished my rummaging and decided that that remote was the valuable thing I had been looking for.
I went to the bathroom and blew most of the dust off into the sink. I then took a washcloth, wetted it, and cleaned it off. It was rectangular and featured two large buttons at the top with ten buttons on each side going down below each of the two large buttons.
I read the buttons. They were labelled as follows:
L Wrist L Wrist
R Wrist R Wrist
L Arm L Arm
R Arm R Arm
L Leg L Leg
Summer NightsSummer Nights
Setting: The Backstage Lounge on the Music Cruise
Date: July 25th, 2014
Time: 6:21 PM PST
(Point of View: Franky)
“Hey, Franky,” Cadence called from across the room.
I jumped and put down my cell phone, which I had been scrolling through pictures on while sitting on a bright-blue couch. “Yeah?”
“Could you c’mere?” she asked. She was sitting at a makeup table or whatever those things are called on the other side of the room, getting ready for our next show, which was at 6:45. She and I were the only ones in the backstage lounge. I was trying desperately to get “Best Day Ever”, our song for the Music Jam, out of my head for a little while. It wasn’t working. At all.
“Sure.” I pocketed my phone in my jeans and waddled over to her. “Sorry I was ignoring you, I just… I’m bored.”
Shaking her head, she said, “It’s okay, I was being kinda antisocial.” Sh
What the Hell,FiddlesticksI stood at the doorway of the League's mess hall,mouth wide open.At the second table,smiling crookedly was Fiddlesticks wearing the most ridiculous piece of clothing ever.
"Take the sombrero off."I said,marching over to his table.
(Intermission:The mess hall is like a high school cantene).
"...Since when did I give you the right to order me around?" he snapped back,a look of annoyance showing itself on his face.
"I'm not ordering you to,it's advice.You look ridiculous." I glanced at his whole ensemble,and let out a final sigh,arms crossed.
"Truth be told,this whole getup looks completely..." I couldn't help but let out a chuckle."What the hell are you going to use those bullets for?Go donate them to Gangplank or something."
The Harbringer of Doom gave me a confused look.
"Well complain to Karthus,he told me to buy this thing."He declared,pulling the scarf covering his mouth down."He told me it looked great."
"Yes,but he's the guy that's always making fun of you and pulling your.
[transmissions of a dead girl]i am the
moon: i am
the silver pill
to weigh down
into leaden eyes--
i am the
of the dark.
the stars are
all dead in their
you'll be safe, dear,
as i am the moon,
with all of your
(i am good bye and yet,
you think only of romantic
i am the moon.
i am the crescent
and dead altogether,
i still die.
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