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Calm yo tits▲: ~~Hello Landwweller, Eridan Leijon at yer servvice.~~
▼: wwhat the fuck eridan leijon wwhat kind a bullshit is this
▲: ~~...Is that a fancy greetin from where yer from?~~
▲: ~~Or are ye just a dick?~~
▼: i dont evven
▼: my names eridan you fuckin moron wwhat the fuck are you
▲: ~~Not too bright are ye?~~
▼: leijon are you like some wweird polymerization a nep an i or somethin
▲: ~~And I'm a troll, thank ye vvery much.~~
▲: ~~Wwhat's a polymerization?~~
▼: youre a fuckin mron
▼: moron rather
▲: ~~Wwell, I don't think I'll be usin yer fancy landwweller words.~~
▼: im a SEA DWWELLER you fuckin PIECE A SHIT
▲: ~~All right, all right, don't need to get all pissy young lady.~~
▼: LADY YOURE CALLIN ME A LADY
▲: ~~Wwhen wwas the last time you got yer pails filled?~~
▲: ~~Hehehe, relax, I'm jokin.~~
▼: you fuckin moronic piece a shit i wwish i nevver had displeasure a meetin your
Ill beat you up wwith my legs▲: nep
▼: ThAt Is NoT mE, sOrRy BrOtHeR
▲: fuck gam
▲: youre not crazy right
▼: HaHaHa WhAt
▼: ThAt'S fUcKiN' RiDiCuLoUs
▲: sure wwhatevver
▼: I'm ChIlL aS eVeR, wHy Is EvErYoNe AsKiNg Me ThAt
▼: : o(
▲: you kill nep later
▼: BrOtHeR, tHeSe KiLlINg JoKeS aReN't MoThErFuCkIn FuNnY aNyMoRe
▼: YoU kNoW i CoUlDn'T hUrT a MoThErFuCkIn FlY
▲: you killed nep and eq
▼: ThIs Is Me, NoT LaUgHiNg BrOtHeR
▲: wwell good for you
▲: but wwere both murderers
▼: WeLl I kInD oF eXpEcTeD aS mUcH
▼: FrOm YoU, HaHaHaHa
▲: at least i only killed one person
▲: you murdered twwo
▲: and they wwere innocent an shit
▼: WILL YOU SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP ALREADY MOTHERFUCK THIS ISN'T MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY.
▼: ShIt WhAt WaS tHaT
Eridan is forevver aloneâ²: hey 6/m/the vveil wwhats up
â²: oh hey tavv
â¼: eRIDAN, WHAT ARE YOU, dOING
â²: tryin to get some online since i obviously cant ovver here
â¼: i, uHH, dON'T THINK THAT I, wOULD LIKE THAT REALLY,
â²: oh yeah and i knoww howw it feels to havve no legs
â²: and im serious tavv
â¼: oH, uHH, oKAY,
â²: kan chainsawwed me then drank my blood
â²: im only the upper half here
â¼: wELL, uHH, tHAT IS RATHER, oDD
â²: yeah im crawwlin on my arms tryin to get to my legs
â¼: i bELIEVE THAT WOULD, rEDUCE YOUR CAPABILITIES, uHH, oF "GETTING SOME",
â²: then i gavve up and am just lyin here
â²: no shit
â¼: i dON'T THINK, mANY PEOPLE LIKE YOU ANYWAY,
â²: wwell fuck you
â¼: jUST AS, uHH, a GENERAL
KiddiesLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
AT: uMMM, hI?
CT: D --> What do you want
AT: oH i JUST,,,
AT: i UHHH, dIDN'T EXPECT TO RUN INTO YOU HERE,
CT: D --> Who else would you find
CT: D --> This is a haven of depravity
AT: w-WELL I-
CT: D --> You can read
AT: i,,,i MET SOME NICE PEOPLE HERE THOUGH,,,
CT: D --> I have also met decent people
CT: D --> They've all left me sweating
AT: i-iS THAT A GOOD THING?
CT: D --> And I am a bit frustrated about it
CT: D --> It's a bad thing
CT: D --> You can't even help me
AT: uHHH, wELL i'M SORRY,,,
AT: i-i COULD TRY,,,
â¼: D --> Because your typing is as bad as your b100d
â¼: D --> Well
â¼: D --> Maybe
AT: aLRIGHT SO UHHH,,, wHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
CT: D --> You've found yourself here somehow and you've got me in a compromising position having just learned that I obey you when you insult me and display dominant
I am the prine bucket▲: _/ Hello
▼: are you a pail
▲: _/ No, I am the Prine Bucket
▲: _/ That was a close assumption though
▲: _/ I am assuming this offends you?
▼: fuck no man fillin pails is like my life goal here
▼: besides genocide
▼: fillin pails and genocide
▼: thats my agenda
▲: _/ That's quite good Mr. Ampora
▲: _/ I am sure you will succeed
▼: uhh prine bucket wwhatevver the fuck that is
▼: do you givve relationship advvice
▲: _/ I could try
▲: _/ I am omnipotent
▲: _/ So I know a lot
▼: oh ok basically my problem is that the girl i lovve is gettin flushed for a guy wwith yellow shit runnin through his vveins
▼: howw do i wwin her back
▼: i already tried duellin to assert my dominance
▼: but i think it just made her like him more
▲: _/ Eridan
▲: _/ A lady is a delicate thing
▲: _/ I suggest you give her a whale
▲: _/ Young ladies love whales
Equius is high▲: d->sogood
▼: Oh dear.
▲: d->snames eus
▲: d->i duno
▲: d->so good
▼: Are you drunk, eusequsu?
▲: d->soporsl ime
▼: That would make you one of the trolls?
▲: d->comhav som
▼: I'll pass.
▼: I rather like being able to spell my name, you understand.
▼: Although by all means, you go right ahead.
▲: d->ungh syour na,e
▲: d->syour joave
▲: d->yo jave/
▼: Oh, how rude of me. It's Rose.
▼: We may have spoken before.
▲: d->o shup oser
▲: d->reah vorse
▼: Don't strain yourself.
▼: Oh, it's Equius, isn't it.
▲: d-> snot starinin
▲: d-> yeah syuis
▼: Your quirk is a bit off, I'm afraid you are highly inebriated.
▲: d-> inabgrita wuta
▼: I have a suggestion for you.
The Easter Surprise!
It was Easter for a young teen named Josh who was in the middle of his families annual "Easter Egg Hunt Extravaganza". He was bored naturally walking around the small forest near his home sighing looking for eggs which he loathed. Josh was an average teen, He had long pointy brown hair, fairly tall and pretty much thin as a boy his size and age could get. Josh stroked some of his hair from his face listening around to his other younger relatives happily hopping around looking for eggs.
"Pft, this is so boring. Darn it, I'm not a little kid anymore!" He protested. "Tch, told my parents not to let me freaking do this again! Ugh, I'll just wait around and take some eggs from a cousin and offer them candy later." He smirked with that idea in mind.
Josh continued further in the woods away from his cousins to find a little spot where he could hide or well wait it out.
"Heh, this plan is going to work out perfectly!" Josh said smiling coming to a small clearing in the forest being the perfect
How are you feeling? Chapter 1
I got up again and fixed my skirt, once again, I’m still not used to this thing, even worse because I was wearing a pretty long one.
I started fidgeting with my ill-fitting new school blouse and tapping the floor with my brown Mary-Janes with black knee-high socks, but with tapping it was more of a “trying to even reach the floor with the tip of my fingers” kind of thing.
It was not a nervous tic in a “bad” way, rather the opposite. After all, I shouldn’t let myself get too stressed otherwise it would be bad to transform in public like this.
“Hi!” A sudden voice made me jump on the seat. A pale, soft hand touched my shoulder.
I really didn’t want to find her here, not already at least.
“Are you new to the school? My name is Mariana, what’s yours?” Of course I know your name, you never learned mine though. I gulped Here goes nothing.
“M-mine n-name is Asuka” I said with a sweet, melodic voice.
Truth or DetachThis is the story of what teenage girls with magical powers do when they're bored:
Blake got home from school exhausted. Her long, blond hair was soaked in sweat, as was her blue tank top. Her legs were sweating horribly inside her jeans and her feet were blistered inside her Vans.
She walked home because she was too tired to teleport herself. Teleporting takes lots of effort, and is even more tiring than walking. For teleporting seems like it takes years when it's really only a couple of seconds. Teleporting involves an infinite improbability drive, except the teleporting individual thinks of the destination first, but when one teleports, every known possible location in the Universe is visited in a time frame of 10 to the power of 2,466,457,320,451,678,002,118th of a second spent in each location. But enough of that. Blake wasn't concerned about the rest of the Universe. She was only concerned about sleep. She dropped her bag and slowly made her way to her bedroom. She sat on h
Bucky x ShyReader (part two)A month after that little incident and you had met up with the guy five times already. And it didn't matter what you did, you felt at ease when you were with him. You couldn't explain it you didn't even feel at ease like that with your own family for Pete’s sake! You decided to ask if you could hang out more than once a week. It was having a good influence on you. You had started to worry less about going out in public. You got better at your editing job finding you could talk through things easier without worrying about offending anyone. Above all you really liked being around him. So this time it was you who called him.
“Hello? (y/n)” he said through the phone.
“Hey Bucky! I was just wondering if you were free again this week. And if you wanted to go for a walk in the park or something?”
“It would be my pleasure. How does Saturday sound?”
“Sounds great. Do you want me to meet you there or?”
“You know what You should meet me
Russia x reader (fallen in)Russia x reader (fallen in)
before you read please go down to the link down below and read the first part of this before reading this one a thank you
You yelled as you went down watching as the door disappeared from your sight as you flew through the clouds short hair whipping around and the wind whistling in your ears like a high pinched song.
You felt your eyes swell up with tears....
This isn't..how you wanted to go out being a crushed bloody being on the road or the side walk..or where ever you landed.
And the fact that it could hurt didn't help you at all and the feeling of falling your muscles clenching tightly hoping to protect you from the impact.
You started too shiver as the air around you started to get colder..and colder, great another thing to add onto all this being cold as you would die.
Then everything went black.
When you awoke everything was cold your hands leg feet arms ears and so forth, sitting up you took in your surrounding....
Snow some ic
Bucky x ShyReader (part three)“Good. Now we need to move fast to get back to my apartment so we can get to your car. That is our best chance of getting out of here.” You were a bit concerned about his plan but you knew better than to argue. How on earth were you going to get to your car with a spy on your tail? Who even was this guy anyway? All these questions and more ran through your head as you walked towards his apartment.
“I’m going to put my arm round you.” He says just before you feel his arm slip round your waist. You shudder at the sudden contact but don’t pull away. Well he did say to do exactly as he says. So you slip your arm around his waist. He guides you effortlessly towards his apartment.
“I need you to give your car keys to me. I need to get you out of here before they start attacking us.” You slip your hand into your bag and pull out your keys and slip them into his hand. That’s when a shot is fired behind you.
“Run!” He grabs your
Blue Exorcist FF: Two Breath's Walking - Chapter 5
For the rest of the day, Rin had been asking you so many questions about your life. You told him as much as you could remember, and that seemed to fascinate him.
Due to complications at the school, Mephisto didn't allow you to enter until the following week. You let out a sigh of slight relief, but then you looked over at Rin, who had looked like he just witnessed a murder. He had been waiting so patiently for you to go to school with him, only to wait even longer.
For that extra week, you were left at home while everyone else went to work and school. It was finally Friday. You decided to clean up the house a bit before Rin came home, so you tidied up the place before he walked in.
You were right in the middle of cleaning his room when he came home 2 hours early. You heard the door open so you walked to the room where the front door was, seeing Rin taking off his shoes.
"I'm home", he said loud enough for anyone to hear.
You smiled as he walked in.
"Welcome home, Rin", you greete
Elennya - still under construction
About the World
Explanation Of Commonly Used Terms
Elennyas InhabitantsThe Tales
The 'Tales Of Elennya' are telling the stories of many lifes, of destinies tied to one another.
Happiness and Tragedy, Love and War - everything comes together.
Elennyas environment and climate resembles our earth's. The Flora and Fauna consists of a lot of our living organisms as well. In general, Elennya is practically an alternate Earth, but with huge geographical differences. *world map coming soon*
The most important difference has to be another, though - humans are by far not the only intelligent species... and by no means the dominating one.
*Just a quick overview for now*
Anima and Elder races go by dragon law, executed by the Sentinel Dragons. Some of the Immortal races have in
Vanilla and the Serperior (Vore)Vanilla and the Serperior (Vore)
NOTES: While it has been a shitty time for me at the moment, I decided to write something to give myself a clear head. Again, I’m having myself a break from work as if I wanted to quit. But I realized my crew is very dependable on me and they want me to stay. They do care about me. Anyways, enough of my rants over life, this is officially the first time I’m writing something for the Serperior community. I haven’t done it before, but will do my best. If you randomly clicked here, please look at the title very carefully that this contains vore. If this bothers you and you attempted a negative comment, you will be blocked without warning. Thank you and I hope you enjoy. By the way, Happy Easter.
We begin the story at nightfall. It is 10 PM and it is dark outside, and the moon is full like gold. We hear the wind howling across the scene, the grass is rustling, and crickets chirping loudly. The weather condition may be windy, but it&
What the Hell,FiddlesticksI stood at the doorway of the League's mess hall,mouth wide open.At the second table,smiling crookedly was Fiddlesticks wearing the most ridiculous piece of clothing ever.
"Take the sombrero off."I said,marching over to his table.
(Intermission:The mess hall is like a high school cantene).
"...Since when did I give you the right to order me around?" he snapped back,a look of annoyance showing itself on his face.
"I'm not ordering you to,it's advice.You look ridiculous." I glanced at his whole ensemble,and let out a final sigh,arms crossed.
"Truth be told,this whole getup looks completely..." I couldn't help but let out a chuckle."What the hell are you going to use those bullets for?Go donate them to Gangplank or something."
The Harbringer of Doom gave me a confused look.
"Well complain to Karthus,he told me to buy this thing."He declared,pulling the scarf covering his mouth down."He told me it looked great."
"Yes,but he's the guy that's always making fun of you and pulling your.
Her CatalystAs she walks through the maelstrom, the words trace upon the tips of her fingers and press into the stone. Every brick, every crack in the concrete, every crossed and angular stroke in reds and blacks and oranges. The drips of the gasoline pool around the base of her boots, slosh as she steps over the burst pipes and the rubble.
So much rubble. So little outcry. The silence of the city grates on her eardrums and the mantras she'd been forced to memorize. The Seers demanded they observe thirteen years of recitation before they attempt to weave their first World together.
But who other than the Seers can claim the incantations that knot the skeins they twist and pull on like reins hold fast? When have any of the Sisters recorded the visions they traced upon space-time and recited them, left them open for critique and discussion and debate?
Which is why she walks through the chalky soot of the smashed city around her. This all
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