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Calm yo tits▲: ~~Hello Landwweller, Eridan Leijon at yer servvice.~~
▼: wwhat the fuck eridan leijon wwhat kind a bullshit is this
▲: ~~...Is that a fancy greetin from where yer from?~~
▲: ~~Or are ye just a dick?~~
▼: i dont evven
▼: my names eridan you fuckin moron wwhat the fuck are you
▲: ~~Not too bright are ye?~~
▼: leijon are you like some wweird polymerization a nep an i or somethin
▲: ~~And I'm a troll, thank ye vvery much.~~
▲: ~~Wwhat's a polymerization?~~
▼: youre a fuckin mron
▼: moron rather
▲: ~~Wwell, I don't think I'll be usin yer fancy landwweller words.~~
▼: im a SEA DWWELLER you fuckin PIECE A SHIT
▲: ~~All right, all right, don't need to get all pissy young lady.~~
▼: LADY YOURE CALLIN ME A LADY
▲: ~~Wwhen wwas the last time you got yer pails filled?~~
▲: ~~Hehehe, relax, I'm jokin.~~
▼: you fuckin moronic piece a shit i wwish i nevver had displeasure a meetin your
Ill beat you up wwith my legs▲: nep
▼: ThAt Is NoT mE, sOrRy BrOtHeR
▲: fuck gam
▲: youre not crazy right
▼: HaHaHa WhAt
▼: ThAt'S fUcKiN' RiDiCuLoUs
▲: sure wwhatevver
▼: I'm ChIlL aS eVeR, wHy Is EvErYoNe AsKiNg Me ThAt
▼: : o(
▲: you kill nep later
▼: BrOtHeR, tHeSe KiLlINg JoKeS aReN't MoThErFuCkIn FuNnY aNyMoRe
▼: YoU kNoW i CoUlDn'T hUrT a MoThErFuCkIn FlY
▲: you killed nep and eq
▼: ThIs Is Me, NoT LaUgHiNg BrOtHeR
▲: wwell good for you
▲: but wwere both murderers
▼: WeLl I kInD oF eXpEcTeD aS mUcH
▼: FrOm YoU, HaHaHaHa
▲: at least i only killed one person
▲: you murdered twwo
▲: and they wwere innocent an shit
▼: WILL YOU SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP ALREADY MOTHERFUCK THIS ISN'T MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY.
▼: ShIt WhAt WaS tHaT
Eridan is forevver aloneâ²: hey 6/m/the vveil wwhats up
â²: oh hey tavv
â¼: eRIDAN, WHAT ARE YOU, dOING
â²: tryin to get some online since i obviously cant ovver here
â¼: i, uHH, dON'T THINK THAT I, wOULD LIKE THAT REALLY,
â²: oh yeah and i knoww howw it feels to havve no legs
â²: and im serious tavv
â¼: oH, uHH, oKAY,
â²: kan chainsawwed me then drank my blood
â²: im only the upper half here
â¼: wELL, uHH, tHAT IS RATHER, oDD
â²: yeah im crawwlin on my arms tryin to get to my legs
â¼: i bELIEVE THAT WOULD, rEDUCE YOUR CAPABILITIES, uHH, oF "GETTING SOME",
â²: then i gavve up and am just lyin here
â²: no shit
â¼: i dON'T THINK, mANY PEOPLE LIKE YOU ANYWAY,
â²: wwell fuck you
â¼: jUST AS, uHH, a GENERAL
KiddiesLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
AT: uMMM, hI?
CT: D --> What do you want
AT: oH i JUST,,,
AT: i UHHH, dIDN'T EXPECT TO RUN INTO YOU HERE,
CT: D --> Who else would you find
CT: D --> This is a haven of depravity
AT: w-WELL I-
CT: D --> You can read
AT: i,,,i MET SOME NICE PEOPLE HERE THOUGH,,,
CT: D --> I have also met decent people
CT: D --> They've all left me sweating
AT: i-iS THAT A GOOD THING?
CT: D --> And I am a bit frustrated about it
CT: D --> It's a bad thing
CT: D --> You can't even help me
AT: uHHH, wELL i'M SORRY,,,
AT: i-i COULD TRY,,,
â¼: D --> Because your typing is as bad as your b100d
â¼: D --> Well
â¼: D --> Maybe
AT: aLRIGHT SO UHHH,,, wHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
CT: D --> You've found yourself here somehow and you've got me in a compromising position having just learned that I obey you when you insult me and display dominant
I am the prine bucket▲: _/ Hello
▼: are you a pail
▲: _/ No, I am the Prine Bucket
▲: _/ That was a close assumption though
▲: _/ I am assuming this offends you?
▼: fuck no man fillin pails is like my life goal here
▼: besides genocide
▼: fillin pails and genocide
▼: thats my agenda
▲: _/ That's quite good Mr. Ampora
▲: _/ I am sure you will succeed
▼: uhh prine bucket wwhatevver the fuck that is
▼: do you givve relationship advvice
▲: _/ I could try
▲: _/ I am omnipotent
▲: _/ So I know a lot
▼: oh ok basically my problem is that the girl i lovve is gettin flushed for a guy wwith yellow shit runnin through his vveins
▼: howw do i wwin her back
▼: i already tried duellin to assert my dominance
▼: but i think it just made her like him more
▲: _/ Eridan
▲: _/ A lady is a delicate thing
▲: _/ I suggest you give her a whale
▲: _/ Young ladies love whales
Equius is high▲: d->sogood
▼: Oh dear.
▲: d->snames eus
▲: d->i duno
▲: d->so good
▼: Are you drunk, eusequsu?
▲: d->soporsl ime
▼: That would make you one of the trolls?
▲: d->comhav som
▼: I'll pass.
▼: I rather like being able to spell my name, you understand.
▼: Although by all means, you go right ahead.
▲: d->ungh syour na,e
▲: d->syour joave
▲: d->yo jave/
▼: Oh, how rude of me. It's Rose.
▼: We may have spoken before.
▲: d->o shup oser
▲: d->reah vorse
▼: Don't strain yourself.
▼: Oh, it's Equius, isn't it.
▲: d-> snot starinin
▲: d-> yeah syuis
▼: Your quirk is a bit off, I'm afraid you are highly inebriated.
▲: d-> inabgrita wuta
▼: I have a suggestion for you.
If I Only Could Castiel x Angel!Reader
Her cries and screams were muffled by the gag that once held chloroform. Her head was banging from the loss of hydration , the foul taste of blood mixed with metal. Her short, black dress was ripped to shreds, the ladders in her tights scattered, dry with blood.The hunter kept on teasing and running the blade softly across her neck. He then made a thick cut across her neck, she couldn't hold back her essence anymore. Her grace seeped out of her cuts and the despicable man let the sparkling blue liquid drip into a flask. Her eyes clenched close and she tried to pull her body out of the leather straps.
"Y'know, this'd all wouldn't of happened if you just told me where little Cassy was but you had to play the hero. Mighty ____, the guardian of heaven- but oh wait? This little angel is poisoned with guilt and betrayal of her brothers, who's so saint now?" He spat and teased, walking around her as she scream in pain, the gag f
The Fantastic Four No MoreFour Freedoms Plaza
Susan Storm Richards awoke from her sleep at 8 in the morning, and looked at the empty bed beside her. As had happened on more mornings than she cared to count, her husband was no longer beside her. Sue muttered almost glumly, "Well, as usual, Reed is off in his lab. Sometimes I wonder just who he is married to, the lab, or me!"
Before she could collect her thoughts any further, or call to check on Reed, Sue heard the robotic receptionist Roberta calling her. "Miss Susan, some guests are here to see you; Miss Black Cat is one of them." Sue tore off her nightgown, and quickly put on a white pullover blouse and a pair of jeans. She slipped her Reebok walking shoes on and laced them up quickly; Sue didn't have time for makeup, but she did stop briefly at her mirror to brush her hair. She then took the elevator down to ground level, and went to the front door to see her guests. When Sue opened the door, she found two women dressed in cats
His amber eyes were a comforting sight for her, Silent lay curled in his large lap, her small form pressed close to him as her eyes drifted to close. Now and then she’d nod off but soon jerk awake.
Sleep Izadel, your tired you need to sleep. Shepherd whispered in her ears, kissing the tip of them softly a large hand rubbing her back.
I-I’m scared Emil, i can’t sleep, if I do I might not wake up the same…Her words trailed off unsure how to tell him. The last time she shattered she managed to avoid him, he hadn’t been happy to find her amidst the hung bodies half awake. But Shepherd was so gentle with her… surely he’d be able to fix her..? Strong arms lifted her up to his chest and he laid down, cradling her to his chest and gently kneading her back. A small smile lit her face as she gazed at her 7ft tall love, he smiled back planting a soft kiss on her head. Warm she began to drift to sleep
Stolen Treasure: Part 2Stolen Treasure
Part 2: Stolen or Saved?
Warning: M/M, Light Tcest.
Characters(Main): Michelangelo, Raphael, Usagi, Leonardo.
Pairing: Usagi/Michelangelo, Leonardo/Michelangelo.
“Let me go!” Michelangelo shrieked as Leonardo carried him over his shoulder. Leo merely hummed, tuning out Mikey’s yelling and screaming. Donatello smirked as he counted the gold and money they had stolen. They passed any people as they walked along the path through the woods, but no one tried to stop them. Mikey closed his eyes as he wiped a few tears away, it didn’t not go unnoticed by Donnie.
“Perhaps we should rest of a while, brother,” Donnie offered as he put their gold and money back into his pocket. Leo turned and looked down at his little brother before nodding softly. Walking over to a nearby shade tree, Leo dropped Mikey down on his butt. Mikey hissed and pouted as he looked away from the much la
New LeadershipGuardian HQ
It had been an eventful past few months for The Guardians and the city of Angel Falls. Tonight was an all-hands meeting. Everyone was to attend: Active, Reserve (public and private), and support. As well as the Young Guardians and even the Gudari showed up. The meeting covered the past few months events, Hypercon, reports, and finally: The election of Mindy and the impact it would mean on the Guardians.
“So, as you are all aware. Our very own Mindy Marvel is to become the new Mayor of Angel Falls.” Gen. Bardak stated, and then the sound of clapping and whistles soon followed. The General then motioned with his hand to claim everyone down.” This also creates an issue: Mindy will be busy with her duties as mayor and the return of Thunderbird still questionable. The leadership of this group has suffered due to it. So in order to lighter the workload of myself and the rest of our team leaders, we will be introducing a new member tonight that will b
Five nights at freddys changeThe curtains start to role up and the kids cheer with excitement, waiting to see freddy’s band, but what they saw is not what they expected. Many of the kids screamed, a few cried, most ran to their parents and the parents themselves had looks of horror on their faces. Freddy stays silent, he had been broken also but not as much as the others were. The workers rushed towards the stage but stopped.
“ h-h-h-h-hey kids…. I’m sorry-y-y you had to see-e-e-e us like thi-ii-s…. heheheheh….. I kno-o-o-w I’m not the prett-t-test one with my face tor-r-rn off…………………… “ she remains slight for a few seconds “ ple-e-ease…. Do-o-o-nt forget me-e……. You kid-s-s-s won’t-t-t righ-h-ht…? pleas-s-s-e donn-n-t…….” sparks fly from bonnie and her body slumps to the floor, not saying anything.
More kids start to cry and the workers just sta
Arbok and Vanilla II (Vore update)Arbok and Vanilla II (Vore)
NOTES: It’s been a whole year since I made something like this. I think it is, but anyway, here’s a sequel for Arbok and Vanilla. For those who randomly come across here, please note that this story contains vore. Negative comments are blocked without warning. Hope you guys enjoy. (Updated scene, I forgot to add something in this story that I wanted to do for a long time. Sorry to notify you guys. It's just a little cute scene while Arbok is squeezing the kitten within her coils. :3)
We begin the story with a close-up shot of a piece of branch. A white paw steps on it and we’re in the forest as we go into a wide angle shot of the trail. We revealed that there is a white kitten with silver hair is exploring the area all alone. Eventually, he comes across a mansion not so far from here. We examine the front entrance of the place but the kitten approaches closer in front of it. He tilts his head to the side with a curious expression int
Stranger: The VanquisherSlowly the masked woman slid against the wall silently to her target, eyes narrowed in concentration, shadows playing trick on her mask, making it seem either silly or evil. Her greasy pink hair hung in strands after days of not washing. This proxy had taken a while to hunt and the woman hadn't the time to wash, it bothered her, the target might have a higher sense of smell. Around the corner the sound of flesh tearing was heard and the quiet wail of a child. God this was going to be bad. Adjusting her grey turtle neck the woman then gripped her sword, slipping off the wooden blade revealing a glinting iron blade beneath. The holy blade glinted, insignia's of an ancient language carved into its blade.
“Paralysis.” The woman muttered, the blade glowed a faint purple “smooth.”
This time a shimmer added, she swallowed and spun around the corner. A small girl stood over her victim, from her back a large black demon loomed, its huge claws dripping crimson as it tore
Fullmetal Kingdom ~ Chapter 107
Chapter 107: Opposite Armor Attacks
"Almost there…just a bit further Bradley and I'll take you and the rest of them to Hell." Isaac said as his Ice wall came further to Central HQ.
Isaac however failed to notice the approaching Elric Brothers; Edward surprised the Freezer with a kick to the back!
Isaac staggered to his feet and saw Edward standing before him! Then he noticed the younger brother, Alphonse jump behind Ed.
"Damn…DAMN…DAMN YOU, BRATS! Can't you take the hint and beat it!" Isaac asked. Ed replied, "Wait your turn pal, we'll beat it pretty soon. First we'll kick it, stomp it, shove it in Ice with the rest of the snow and THEN we'll beat it." Isaac gripped his fists and said, "This was the same…like when we met in East City. You were so cocky, and you beat me by luck. Your bodyguard was just like you, chasing after me, intending to arrest me, believing what only he could see with his own two eyes. The two of you NEVER saw why the act would justi
What the Hell,FiddlesticksI stood at the doorway of the League's mess hall,mouth wide open.At the second table,smiling crookedly was Fiddlesticks wearing the most ridiculous piece of clothing ever.
"Take the sombrero off."I said,marching over to his table.
(Intermission:The mess hall is like a high school cantene).
"...Since when did I give you the right to order me around?" he snapped back,a look of annoyance showing itself on his face.
"I'm not ordering you to,it's advice.You look ridiculous." I glanced at his whole ensemble,and let out a final sigh,arms crossed.
"Truth be told,this whole getup looks completely..." I couldn't help but let out a chuckle."What the hell are you going to use those bullets for?Go donate them to Gangplank or something."
The Harbringer of Doom gave me a confused look.
"Well complain to Karthus,he told me to buy this thing."He declared,pulling the scarf covering his mouth down."He told me it looked great."
"Yes,but he's the guy that's always making fun of you and pulling your.
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