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Calm yo tits▲: ~~Hello Landwweller, Eridan Leijon at yer servvice.~~
▼: wwhat the fuck eridan leijon wwhat kind a bullshit is this
▲: ~~...Is that a fancy greetin from where yer from?~~
▲: ~~Or are ye just a dick?~~
▼: i dont evven
▼: my names eridan you fuckin moron wwhat the fuck are you
▲: ~~Not too bright are ye?~~
▼: leijon are you like some wweird polymerization a nep an i or somethin
▲: ~~And I'm a troll, thank ye vvery much.~~
▲: ~~Wwhat's a polymerization?~~
▼: youre a fuckin mron
▼: moron rather
▲: ~~Wwell, I don't think I'll be usin yer fancy landwweller words.~~
▼: im a SEA DWWELLER you fuckin PIECE A SHIT
▲: ~~All right, all right, don't need to get all pissy young lady.~~
▼: LADY YOURE CALLIN ME A LADY
▲: ~~Wwhen wwas the last time you got yer pails filled?~~
▲: ~~Hehehe, relax, I'm jokin.~~
▼: you fuckin moronic piece a shit i wwish i nevver had displeasure a meetin your
Ill beat you up wwith my legs▲: nep
▼: ThAt Is NoT mE, sOrRy BrOtHeR
▲: fuck gam
▲: youre not crazy right
▼: HaHaHa WhAt
▼: ThAt'S fUcKiN' RiDiCuLoUs
▲: sure wwhatevver
▼: I'm ChIlL aS eVeR, wHy Is EvErYoNe AsKiNg Me ThAt
▼: : o(
▲: you kill nep later
▼: BrOtHeR, tHeSe KiLlINg JoKeS aReN't MoThErFuCkIn FuNnY aNyMoRe
▼: YoU kNoW i CoUlDn'T hUrT a MoThErFuCkIn FlY
▲: you killed nep and eq
▼: ThIs Is Me, NoT LaUgHiNg BrOtHeR
▲: wwell good for you
▲: but wwere both murderers
▼: WeLl I kInD oF eXpEcTeD aS mUcH
▼: FrOm YoU, HaHaHaHa
▲: at least i only killed one person
▲: you murdered twwo
▲: and they wwere innocent an shit
▼: WILL YOU SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP ALREADY MOTHERFUCK THIS ISN'T MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY.
▼: ShIt WhAt WaS tHaT
Eridan is forevver aloneâ²: hey 6/m/the vveil wwhats up
â²: oh hey tavv
â¼: eRIDAN, WHAT ARE YOU, dOING
â²: tryin to get some online since i obviously cant ovver here
â¼: i, uHH, dON'T THINK THAT I, wOULD LIKE THAT REALLY,
â²: oh yeah and i knoww howw it feels to havve no legs
â²: and im serious tavv
â¼: oH, uHH, oKAY,
â²: kan chainsawwed me then drank my blood
â²: im only the upper half here
â¼: wELL, uHH, tHAT IS RATHER, oDD
â²: yeah im crawwlin on my arms tryin to get to my legs
â¼: i bELIEVE THAT WOULD, rEDUCE YOUR CAPABILITIES, uHH, oF "GETTING SOME",
â²: then i gavve up and am just lyin here
â²: no shit
â¼: i dON'T THINK, mANY PEOPLE LIKE YOU ANYWAY,
â²: wwell fuck you
â¼: jUST AS, uHH, a GENERAL
KiddiesLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
AT: uMMM, hI?
CT: D --> What do you want
AT: oH i JUST,,,
AT: i UHHH, dIDN'T EXPECT TO RUN INTO YOU HERE,
CT: D --> Who else would you find
CT: D --> This is a haven of depravity
AT: w-WELL I-
CT: D --> You can read
AT: i,,,i MET SOME NICE PEOPLE HERE THOUGH,,,
CT: D --> I have also met decent people
CT: D --> They've all left me sweating
AT: i-iS THAT A GOOD THING?
CT: D --> And I am a bit frustrated about it
CT: D --> It's a bad thing
CT: D --> You can't even help me
AT: uHHH, wELL i'M SORRY,,,
AT: i-i COULD TRY,,,
â¼: D --> Because your typing is as bad as your b100d
â¼: D --> Well
â¼: D --> Maybe
AT: aLRIGHT SO UHHH,,, wHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
CT: D --> You've found yourself here somehow and you've got me in a compromising position having just learned that I obey you when you insult me and display dominant
I am the prine bucket▲: _/ Hello
▼: are you a pail
▲: _/ No, I am the Prine Bucket
▲: _/ That was a close assumption though
▲: _/ I am assuming this offends you?
▼: fuck no man fillin pails is like my life goal here
▼: besides genocide
▼: fillin pails and genocide
▼: thats my agenda
▲: _/ That's quite good Mr. Ampora
▲: _/ I am sure you will succeed
▼: uhh prine bucket wwhatevver the fuck that is
▼: do you givve relationship advvice
▲: _/ I could try
▲: _/ I am omnipotent
▲: _/ So I know a lot
▼: oh ok basically my problem is that the girl i lovve is gettin flushed for a guy wwith yellow shit runnin through his vveins
▼: howw do i wwin her back
▼: i already tried duellin to assert my dominance
▼: but i think it just made her like him more
▲: _/ Eridan
▲: _/ A lady is a delicate thing
▲: _/ I suggest you give her a whale
▲: _/ Young ladies love whales
Equius is high▲: d->sogood
▼: Oh dear.
▲: d->snames eus
▲: d->i duno
▲: d->so good
▼: Are you drunk, eusequsu?
▲: d->soporsl ime
▼: That would make you one of the trolls?
▲: d->comhav som
▼: I'll pass.
▼: I rather like being able to spell my name, you understand.
▼: Although by all means, you go right ahead.
▲: d->ungh syour na,e
▲: d->syour joave
▲: d->yo jave/
▼: Oh, how rude of me. It's Rose.
▼: We may have spoken before.
▲: d->o shup oser
▲: d->reah vorse
▼: Don't strain yourself.
▼: Oh, it's Equius, isn't it.
▲: d-> snot starinin
▲: d-> yeah syuis
▼: Your quirk is a bit off, I'm afraid you are highly inebriated.
▲: d-> inabgrita wuta
▼: I have a suggestion for you.
A Late Night TG Part 2 (Final)
Ryan was your average everyday guy. He had a good job and went to a nice college as well. Tonight he had just finished playing video games online with his best friend Ted. They had just now called it a night and he was relaxing now on his couch from that intense session.
"Ah, man tonight was fun. But man those mobs nearly kicked our butts." He chuckled thinking to himself of new strategies for tomorrow. "Good thing its summer vacation otherwise I'd so sleep in and be late for classes but I'm not so who cares." He shrugged dismissing the thought of school like most would.
After that thought Ryan lounged around for a bit before getting up heading into the kitchen fixing up a late night snack. He easily settled on some buttery popcorn putting it in the microwave standing back waiting. "Oh man, I can smell it already." He said staring at the popping bag filling up with his favorite snack.
The microwave buzzed and Ryan opened it, immediately sticking his hand in the open bag getting a handf
Awesome Mix Peter Quill x Tomboy!Reader
A/N: Set after GOTG, where the crew are chillin' in ____'s ship.
"Beverages and required substances have been prepared and accomplished in the 'kitchen'." Gamora bowed before letting everyone be seated, the meal was finally from Earth.
"Damn this looks good." ____ immediately stuff the double bacon cheeseburger in her mouth, the meat slightly falling out of said mouth. Gamora cringed at her unlady like actions but cautiously toyed with her salad. Groot stared blankly at the meat, Rocket had devoured his and Peter was munching through.
"I second that." Peter said with a mouth full.
"So attractive." ____ muffled back.
"That's why you're dating me babe."
"Two reasons to be sick right now, fuck my head hurts." Rocket said sarcastically, rubbing his head exaggerating as per usual.
_____ and Peter looked at eachother straight away, their eyes locking with mischevious intentions.
"I am Groot."
"What do you mean I shouldn't of said that?-"
"Hey (hey) What's the matter with your head? yeah.
How to Become A Slender Proxy(Disclaimer Note: the Slender Man and his proxies are a work of fiction.
Please, do not take this seriously.)
~ WARNING: IF YOU STILL RETAIN SOME OF YOUR SANITY, DO NOT
TAKE PART IN THIS RITUAL. IF YOU ARE WILLING TO ACCEPT THE
RESULTS OF THIS RITUAL, PLEASE CONTINUE. THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO QUIT. ~
Define Proxy: a servant and/or helper to the mythical creature, the Slender Man. Proxies are said to be the Slender Man's only human connection to the outside world. A Proxy's duty varies depending on what tasks their Master assigns to them. A few examples are: maintaining order in the Slender Woods, translating their Master's thoughts and speech to others, even going as far as 'taking care of' those who are in their Master's way. Whatever the Slender Man wants, it is the Proxy's job to make sure it happens, cleanly or not. It is assumed by many that the Slender Man sees its Proxies as simply nothing more than personal
Mistake G/TSeveral years ago, there was a curious human child who found a shy giant child in the forest, living with a human family. The human family doesn't know where the giant came from, but they told the child he was friendly and kind, and also told her not to mention him to anyone.
The giant and human became friends over time and things were going well...until the 'event' had happened.
The human, now a young teenager at the time, was about to be attack by another human when the giant saved her. The way he saved her though, had terrified her, since his behavior was completely different from his gentle and kind nature. When the giant tried to comfort her thought she freaked out and ran away, calling him a monster. This hurt the giant deeply, and he didn't know what to do.
The worst and biggest mistake was after she ran away from him...she sold him out because she was scared. After she sold him out though she regretted it and she wanted to warn the family but it was already too late. The giant
Stolen TreasureStolen Treasure
Part 1: The Big Day.
Warning: M/M, Light Tcest.
Characters(Main): Michelangelo, Raphael, Usagi, Leonardo.
Pairing: Usagi/Michelangelo, implied Leonardo/Michelangelo.
Michelangelo sighed as he looked at himself in the mirror. He was dressed in a long black kimono with orange and white flowers down this sides of it. It was his wedding day. Today Michelangelo was marrying the eldest son of the Royal family, Miyamoto Usagi. It was an arranged marriage that Michelangelo father, Splinter, had agreed to. Splinter believed that Mikey would make a fine partner for Miyamoto Usagi. Splinter was Usage master and trained the young rabbit at an early age. Mikey and Usagi had known each other and been friends since they were little, but Mikey didn’t realize Usagi was in love with him until the day Splinter told him that he would be marrying Usagi.
A gentle knocking at the door brought Mikey out of his thoughts. Slowly Mikey
Fullmetal Kingdom ~ Chapter 105
Chapter 105: Similar Saviors
On the rooftops of Traverse Town, Alphonse finally reached Edward, who was on Isaac's trail! Al jumped to his side and said, "Brother, the Transmutation, it seems Isaac is-!"
The Elrics were caught by surprise as Eastern Liberators popped out of the windows and doorways to pump them full of lead! As the brothers dodged, Ed asked, "Sorry about the intermission Al, can you repeat that?" Ed punched the nearest gunman while Al batted away two more and said, "Isaac's Transmutation was designed to freeze over the entire city, including the military base!"
After driving his foot into a Liberator's stomach, Ed said, "I've noticed the Ice walls curving and connecting, there must be a few Circles hidden around the city. We crush them, the city's safe, but we still need to catch up with 'Mr. Brow'-!" As soon as Ed clocked someone from behind and threw him at Al to slam to the ground, Al reported, "Isaac's our priority, Sora said he'll deal
junior year.. it was really bad last year because of the school stress
break down every week
literally every week at least one day of the week
at my worst... of depression
I've probably been on the floor of my bedroom
and I wouldn't be able to get up because of how "heavy" I felt
of course we can put aside the crying and silent screaming
I've "thought" about suicide, but not leaned to the side of "going to commit it"
because there's nothing in death
no one waiting on the other side
nothing there on the "other side"
there isn't even an "other side"
your brain is shut down
its like sleeping
you don't remember anything, you don't feel anything
and hard as it sounds, I'm the person that would rather feel than not feel anything at all
I find it hard to laugh a lot. Most of the time its forced
I don't smile always
and usually I can be very quiet somedays with my head down and it seems I may be spacing out
I find it hard to enjoy things like I used to
I could go to a new amusement park
The Blue Demoness of Brazil: Chapter 2
It was 1:23 PM and Patrick was still going over the letter and notes sent by his friend, Bernardo Oliveira. More disturbing was the ideology of a curse they contained. Patrick had long been a skeptic of such things. But after his dealings with Panthera, and the knowledge he had gotten from Jordan Raven, he couldn't dismiss them so lightly. It was then that Lucy Milford entered with a tray.
Patrick didn't look up as he barked, “Susan I said go to lunch!”
“Calm down Patrick, I brought you some lunch.” Lucy replied as she set the tray down with a plate of food, and a pitcher of lemonade, and a glass.
Patrick seemed frustrated as he looked up to her. “You women are worse than my housekeeper Kapeka.”
“Who do you think made your lunch? By the way, what are you doing in here?” Lucy said sitting on his desk.
“Research...why are you here?” Patrick looked at the tray, “Hmm, pirozhky and baursaki. Delicious but fattening.”
The Man in the Moon“My offer from last night still stands.” Liz reminded me. “Have you made your decision?”
I looked up at her, a forlorn smile tugging at the corners of my mouth. It was remarkable how close we’d grown over the last several months. We were so different. Yet, on a fundamental level, we were the same.
As a human, I should have experienced a number of emotions when faced with one of Liz’s kind. Fear, anxiety, anger, and despair were all warranted. The dragon race deserved nothing less: in six months they had wiped out all trace of human civilization, and in less than a year they’d driven mankind to the brink of extinction.
On the surface, Liz seemed just as savage as the rest of her species. A tangled myriad of black scales, white claws, and piercing red eyes, the dragon harbored a predatory finesse that would have put any Earthly carnivore to shame. But most dangerous and most defining of all was her size: while most men were lucky to stand six fee
What the Hell,FiddlesticksI stood at the doorway of the League's mess hall,mouth wide open.At the second table,smiling crookedly was Fiddlesticks wearing the most ridiculous piece of clothing ever.
"Take the sombrero off."I said,marching over to his table.
(Intermission:The mess hall is like a high school cantene).
"...Since when did I give you the right to order me around?" he snapped back,a look of annoyance showing itself on his face.
"I'm not ordering you to,it's advice.You look ridiculous." I glanced at his whole ensemble,and let out a final sigh,arms crossed.
"Truth be told,this whole getup looks completely..." I couldn't help but let out a chuckle."What the hell are you going to use those bullets for?Go donate them to Gangplank or something."
The Harbringer of Doom gave me a confused look.
"Well complain to Karthus,he told me to buy this thing."He declared,pulling the scarf covering his mouth down."He told me it looked great."
"Yes,but he's the guy that's always making fun of you and pulling your.
Inspector Wolf The old lady was dead. I could smell it before I even got into the house. The whole place reeked of adrenaline, sweat, fear, copper and steel. He’d dropped her right in her living room. Chopped and chopped until she stopped moving. But I could tell I was getting close. This had been done in a hurry, and the killer didn’t have the time to clean up after himself like he usually did.
Across the room, the phone rang. The shrill sound set my teeth to grinding, but I ignored it. Instead I followed the killer’s bloody footprints into the back bedroom. He’d climbed out the window. If I hurried, I could catch up to him and end this disgusting spree he was on.
Then the answering machine kicked in. “Hi, Gramma! It’s Red. Sorry I’m running late. I kind of lost track of time. But don’t worry. I packed the picnic and I’m heading out the door right now. Love you.”
She’d been expec
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