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Calm yo tits▲: ~~Hello Landwweller, Eridan Leijon at yer servvice.~~
▼: wwhat the fuck eridan leijon wwhat kind a bullshit is this
▲: ~~...Is that a fancy greetin from where yer from?~~
▲: ~~Or are ye just a dick?~~
▼: i dont evven
▼: my names eridan you fuckin moron wwhat the fuck are you
▲: ~~Not too bright are ye?~~
▼: leijon are you like some wweird polymerization a nep an i or somethin
▲: ~~And I'm a troll, thank ye vvery much.~~
▲: ~~Wwhat's a polymerization?~~
▼: youre a fuckin mron
▼: moron rather
▲: ~~Wwell, I don't think I'll be usin yer fancy landwweller words.~~
▼: im a SEA DWWELLER you fuckin PIECE A SHIT
▲: ~~All right, all right, don't need to get all pissy young lady.~~
▼: LADY YOURE CALLIN ME A LADY
▲: ~~Wwhen wwas the last time you got yer pails filled?~~
▲: ~~Hehehe, relax, I'm jokin.~~
▼: you fuckin moronic piece a shit i wwish i nevver had displeasure a meetin your
Ill beat you up wwith my legs▲: nep
▼: ThAt Is NoT mE, sOrRy BrOtHeR
▲: fuck gam
▲: youre not crazy right
▼: HaHaHa WhAt
▼: ThAt'S fUcKiN' RiDiCuLoUs
▲: sure wwhatevver
▼: I'm ChIlL aS eVeR, wHy Is EvErYoNe AsKiNg Me ThAt
▼: : o(
▲: you kill nep later
▼: BrOtHeR, tHeSe KiLlINg JoKeS aReN't MoThErFuCkIn FuNnY aNyMoRe
▼: YoU kNoW i CoUlDn'T hUrT a MoThErFuCkIn FlY
▲: you killed nep and eq
▼: ThIs Is Me, NoT LaUgHiNg BrOtHeR
▲: wwell good for you
▲: but wwere both murderers
▼: WeLl I kInD oF eXpEcTeD aS mUcH
▼: FrOm YoU, HaHaHaHa
▲: at least i only killed one person
▲: you murdered twwo
▲: and they wwere innocent an shit
▼: WILL YOU SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP ALREADY MOTHERFUCK THIS ISN'T MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY.
▼: ShIt WhAt WaS tHaT
Eridan is forevver aloneâ²: hey 6/m/the vveil wwhats up
â²: oh hey tavv
â¼: eRIDAN, WHAT ARE YOU, dOING
â²: tryin to get some online since i obviously cant ovver here
â¼: i, uHH, dON'T THINK THAT I, wOULD LIKE THAT REALLY,
â²: oh yeah and i knoww howw it feels to havve no legs
â²: and im serious tavv
â¼: oH, uHH, oKAY,
â²: kan chainsawwed me then drank my blood
â²: im only the upper half here
â¼: wELL, uHH, tHAT IS RATHER, oDD
â²: yeah im crawwlin on my arms tryin to get to my legs
â¼: i bELIEVE THAT WOULD, rEDUCE YOUR CAPABILITIES, uHH, oF "GETTING SOME",
â²: then i gavve up and am just lyin here
â²: no shit
â¼: i dON'T THINK, mANY PEOPLE LIKE YOU ANYWAY,
â²: wwell fuck you
â¼: jUST AS, uHH, a GENERAL
KiddiesLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
AT: uMMM, hI?
CT: D --> What do you want
AT: oH i JUST,,,
AT: i UHHH, dIDN'T EXPECT TO RUN INTO YOU HERE,
CT: D --> Who else would you find
CT: D --> This is a haven of depravity
AT: w-WELL I-
CT: D --> You can read
AT: i,,,i MET SOME NICE PEOPLE HERE THOUGH,,,
CT: D --> I have also met decent people
CT: D --> They've all left me sweating
AT: i-iS THAT A GOOD THING?
CT: D --> And I am a bit frustrated about it
CT: D --> It's a bad thing
CT: D --> You can't even help me
AT: uHHH, wELL i'M SORRY,,,
AT: i-i COULD TRY,,,
â¼: D --> Because your typing is as bad as your b100d
â¼: D --> Well
â¼: D --> Maybe
AT: aLRIGHT SO UHHH,,, wHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
CT: D --> You've found yourself here somehow and you've got me in a compromising position having just learned that I obey you when you insult me and display dominant
I am the prine bucket▲: _/ Hello
▼: are you a pail
▲: _/ No, I am the Prine Bucket
▲: _/ That was a close assumption though
▲: _/ I am assuming this offends you?
▼: fuck no man fillin pails is like my life goal here
▼: besides genocide
▼: fillin pails and genocide
▼: thats my agenda
▲: _/ That's quite good Mr. Ampora
▲: _/ I am sure you will succeed
▼: uhh prine bucket wwhatevver the fuck that is
▼: do you givve relationship advvice
▲: _/ I could try
▲: _/ I am omnipotent
▲: _/ So I know a lot
▼: oh ok basically my problem is that the girl i lovve is gettin flushed for a guy wwith yellow shit runnin through his vveins
▼: howw do i wwin her back
▼: i already tried duellin to assert my dominance
▼: but i think it just made her like him more
▲: _/ Eridan
▲: _/ A lady is a delicate thing
▲: _/ I suggest you give her a whale
▲: _/ Young ladies love whales
Equius is high▲: d->sogood
▼: Oh dear.
▲: d->snames eus
▲: d->i duno
▲: d->so good
▼: Are you drunk, eusequsu?
▲: d->soporsl ime
▼: That would make you one of the trolls?
▲: d->comhav som
▼: I'll pass.
▼: I rather like being able to spell my name, you understand.
▼: Although by all means, you go right ahead.
▲: d->ungh syour na,e
▲: d->syour joave
▲: d->yo jave/
▼: Oh, how rude of me. It's Rose.
▼: We may have spoken before.
▲: d->o shup oser
▲: d->reah vorse
▼: Don't strain yourself.
▼: Oh, it's Equius, isn't it.
▲: d-> snot starinin
▲: d-> yeah syuis
▼: Your quirk is a bit off, I'm afraid you are highly inebriated.
▲: d-> inabgrita wuta
▼: I have a suggestion for you.
Cake For You?
Today was a special day for Fox. It was his birthday, and he couldn't wait to celebrate it with his friend of course. After getting dressed and washing up and all he headed downstairs for a quick bite to eat before heading out but noticed a note on his table. Curious as always he picked it up and read it.
"I have a surprise for you in your oven." Fox read it finding out it was from his good friend Sparkz. "Hmmmm... I wonder what this could be?" He said walking to the oven opening it seeing a gift. "Oh neat?" He picked up the gift and walked into his living room sitting on the couch opening it.
Inside the box was a game he'd wanted recently, along with a small figurine of blanc from hyperdimension neptune. Fox smiled at the gestures and set them aside calling his friend up to thank him for the gifts. "I hope he answers, these gifts are awesome." He chuckled to himself hearing the other end answer.
"Hello?" Sparkz asked.
"You man, thanks for the gifts. I really appreciate it." Fox said h
Experiments ~ Chapter 17“Kylie!” That shrill, desperate voice was all but welcoming for once in Kylie’s life. One minute, she had been in the back of an armed vehicle, bouncing down an eerily empty avenue, and the next, everything had been black. Lastly she was in an all-too-bright room, squinting at bold fluorescent rectangles that complemented the tiled ceiling high above. But the ceiling was closer now – no, it went up again – oh, dizziness. The room was about the size of their old apartment, but with less furniture that was all black. There were two twin beds with black metal headboards in the right corner with pale curtains much like those in hospital rooms to surround them, and one nightstand between the two. A door nearby the foot of one bed indicated that shielded a fully functioning bathroom. On the wall opposite the beds, there was a dresser, and adjacent to the dresser was where Kylie was. The left side of the room had a small kitchen complete with shiny applian
A New Mermaid's New Found Freedom“What am I supposed to do dad? Live in some kind of sewer?” spat Christina Smith to her father James as she stormed out of the front door, turning towards her dad who stood at the door. Christina stood at a modest 5’ 2”, yet she was a stunning young 22 year old woman. Her small but athletic build, coupled with a C-cup bust size, curvaceous hips, long strawberry red hair that reached down to her hips, and deep ice blue eyes would have caused any guy to drool over her as if she was his next Aphrodite incarnate goddess.
Her dad, a tall 6’ 4”, slightly overweight red headed man was more concerned with what people in his church thought of him over his daughter’s happiness and feelings. “How dare you Christina! I’m supposed to look after until you can get a husband so he can look after you instead of me. “
“That is such a sexist statement dad. Don’t you get it; I don’t want to b
FireClan Assignment: The Plague"Kindlestar? Kindlestar wake up."
An echoing, almost ethereal voice kept ringing inside Kindlestar's head as she lay on the ground on her side, not quite sure how she had gotten there. The last thing the ginger she cat remembered was struggling to keep up with Redsun, the wound the fox had given her when it had bit her neck piercing a vein, making blood gush out until she felt feint and blacked out. Was it Redsun who was now trying to wake her up? No... that wasn't right, the voice that was now trying to wake her up was not Redsun's. Gingerly opening one eye, the first thing that caught her attention was that she was no longer in FireClan's rocky terrain, but instead what could only be described as a starry sky, mist surrounding her, fogging up her view.
"Ah... you're awake now. I'm glad," the voice said again.
Ears perking up, Kindlestar turned towards the source of the voice, and her jaw dropped in surprise at the sight. A tom only slightl
The Magic ShowKristen Sanderson was a 16-year-old sophomore soccer girl. She had wavy brown hair that descended to her shoulders and two soft brown eyes. Kristen had always been skeptical towards things such as the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, and magic. However, her opinion of the latter was about to be changed forever along with her life...
Kristen took a seat at the Soccer Banquet with her friends Emma, who had blond hair tied into a braid and light blue eyes, Peyton, who had straight blond hair that fell to a little past her shoulders, Claire, who had long red hair and soft hazel eyes, and her date, Jordan, who had neat, combed over blond hair.
The entertainment at the Soccer Banquet would be provided in a magic show.
"Magic is so fake it's not even cool." Kristen remarked as she unlocked her phone to check her Twitter.
"Just because its fake doesn't mean it can't be cool." Jordan said
"Yeah" added Claire "I can figure out how most of this crap is done but I still like appreciat
Italy sisters X Male!Reader
You came to Venice Italy for a vacation, having always wanted to see the beautiful sights for yourself. You walked down the street, soon reaching the grand canal. As you move your gaze from the waters, you look up to see a brunette with her wavy hair tied up into a ponytail, a weird, but cute curl sticking out on the left side of her head. You arch an eyebrow as she comes towards you with a slightly worried face.
"Potete aiutarmi a trovare mia sorella, signore?!" She asked in her native tongue. You wish you would have learned more italian then just,
"Mi dispiace, non parlo italiano. Parli inglese?" The girl smiled lightly nodding after glancing behind you.
"Si! Have-a you seen mio older sister around here? She looks-a like me, only her-a hair is darker, and her-a curl is on the other side. And-a she wears her hair down." She explained. You thought for a minute and shook your head.
"No ma'am, I don't think I've seen her. But she sounds to be just as cute as you are." You say, chuckling
Blue Exorcist FF: Two Breath's Walking - Chapter 4
You woke up the next morning ti a shinning sun. You squirmed slightly, your body feeling restrained as you tried to turn and move around the sheets. You opened your eyes slowly, rubbing them until your vision came too. You noticed Rin's arm across your waist and his face close to yours. He looked so peaceful when he wasn't awake and yelling at everything that was within his view.
You didn't notice yourself staring at him as he continued catching a few Z's. His jet black hair had been tattered up from the reoccurring bed rolls of the night. While you were sleeping, you could hardly tell he was with you in that same bed. You unconsciously lifted up a hand to run your fingers through his hair. THen you stopped just inches away.
The fuck am I even doing!? Snap out of it, __________!
You sat up, Rin's arm moving as you motioned upward. You looked around the room before trying ti figure out how to get out of bed. You were closest to the wall, so trying to find a way out seemed impossi
Kim's Big HitWith a flash of light she arrived. Kim Paler opened her eyes and surveyed her surroundings. It did no take long in the janitorial closet she had appeared in.
"Not my most impressive entrance, but necessary." She said with a smirk.
She examined the wall to her right, finding the precise spot she wanted. One of her cybernetic legs reached forth and cut through the wall, exposing a junction box. Once it was pried open it was a simple matter to attach a device that would filter some of the security sensors, making her nearly invisible.
Years of planning went into this operation. Stranger Industries was one of the top tech developers in the world, which made its labs one of the biggest prizes to raid. It also made it one of the hardest of targets to hit, with it having the best of security systems. A lot of research went into learning what kind of systems it had in place. Researching building schematics, where access points could be found,
The Sixth Clan Chapt.14 "You want this?" Hollypaw tossed a half-eaten mouse towards Oddpaw. "I'm stuffed".
Oddpaw sniffed the mouse. She didn't feel like eating, but took a bite anyway. She was exhausted after spending the majority of the day hunting her paws off with Ivypool, but she managed to catch her first proper prey: a small squirrel. The catch was difficult, hence the surrounding of trees in the clearing, but she managed to claw the squirrel before it could reach the safety of an oak tree. Now it was getting late, she only had a short amount of time to eat and chill before the first stars would appear.
The thorn barrier rustled as Squirrelflight emerged with Rosepetal, Bumblestripe and Dewpaw behind her tail. Hollypaw flicked her tail with amusement. "That's quite a lot of prey they caught!" She nodded at a rabbit dangling from Squirrelflight's jaws. Then she frowned. "Squirrelflight doesn't look very happy", she commented as the dark ginger padded towar
What the Hell,FiddlesticksI stood at the doorway of the League's mess hall,mouth wide open.At the second table,smiling crookedly was Fiddlesticks wearing the most ridiculous piece of clothing ever.
"Take the sombrero off."I said,marching over to his table.
(Intermission:The mess hall is like a high school cantene).
"...Since when did I give you the right to order me around?" he snapped back,a look of annoyance showing itself on his face.
"I'm not ordering you to,it's advice.You look ridiculous." I glanced at his whole ensemble,and let out a final sigh,arms crossed.
"Truth be told,this whole getup looks completely..." I couldn't help but let out a chuckle."What the hell are you going to use those bullets for?Go donate them to Gangplank or something."
The Harbringer of Doom gave me a confused look.
"Well complain to Karthus,he told me to buy this thing."He declared,pulling the scarf covering his mouth down."He told me it looked great."
"Yes,but he's the guy that's always making fun of you and pulling your.
Blue Eyes in FlamesWhen the prince sees the flower bloom from the palm of her hand, he orders her arrest.
She is only seven years old.
He takes the flower from her and keeps it, even though he knows he shouldn't. He puts it a vase, or, rather, his servant does that for him. The flower doesn't ever die, even years later.
It's dawn of a December morning, and he's cold. But still, he stands next to his father dutifully and looks at the little girl with blue eyes that are now black from seven nights sleeping on a cold, dungeon floor behind bars. They cut off her dark brown hair during that time. She's tied to the pyre, and there are seven guards around her, holding sharper swords than normal, not that she could get away. There's one man dressed in black holding an unlit torch, with a mask over his face to prevent his death. His father raises his arm, and the torch is lit.
She locks her gaze to his, and he blinks at her. It's like she expects him to prevent it. He couldn't, though, he can't. She scares him, w
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