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Calm yo tits▲: ~~Hello Landwweller, Eridan Leijon at yer servvice.~~
▼: wwhat the fuck eridan leijon wwhat kind a bullshit is this
▲: ~~...Is that a fancy greetin from where yer from?~~
▲: ~~Or are ye just a dick?~~
▼: i dont evven
▼: my names eridan you fuckin moron wwhat the fuck are you
▲: ~~Not too bright are ye?~~
▼: leijon are you like some wweird polymerization a nep an i or somethin
▲: ~~And I'm a troll, thank ye vvery much.~~
▲: ~~Wwhat's a polymerization?~~
▼: youre a fuckin mron
▼: moron rather
▲: ~~Wwell, I don't think I'll be usin yer fancy landwweller words.~~
▼: im a SEA DWWELLER you fuckin PIECE A SHIT
▲: ~~All right, all right, don't need to get all pissy young lady.~~
▼: LADY YOURE CALLIN ME A LADY
▲: ~~Wwhen wwas the last time you got yer pails filled?~~
▲: ~~Hehehe, relax, I'm jokin.~~
▼: you fuckin moronic piece a shit i wwish i nevver had displeasure a meetin your
Ill beat you up wwith my legs▲: nep
▼: ThAt Is NoT mE, sOrRy BrOtHeR
▲: fuck gam
▲: youre not crazy right
▼: HaHaHa WhAt
▼: ThAt'S fUcKiN' RiDiCuLoUs
▲: sure wwhatevver
▼: I'm ChIlL aS eVeR, wHy Is EvErYoNe AsKiNg Me ThAt
▼: : o(
▲: you kill nep later
▼: BrOtHeR, tHeSe KiLlINg JoKeS aReN't MoThErFuCkIn FuNnY aNyMoRe
▼: YoU kNoW i CoUlDn'T hUrT a MoThErFuCkIn FlY
▲: you killed nep and eq
▼: ThIs Is Me, NoT LaUgHiNg BrOtHeR
▲: wwell good for you
▲: but wwere both murderers
▼: WeLl I kInD oF eXpEcTeD aS mUcH
▼: FrOm YoU, HaHaHaHa
▲: at least i only killed one person
▲: you murdered twwo
▲: and they wwere innocent an shit
▼: WILL YOU SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP ALREADY MOTHERFUCK THIS ISN'T MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY.
▼: ShIt WhAt WaS tHaT
Eridan is forevver aloneâ²: hey 6/m/the vveil wwhats up
â²: oh hey tavv
â¼: eRIDAN, WHAT ARE YOU, dOING
â²: tryin to get some online since i obviously cant ovver here
â¼: i, uHH, dON'T THINK THAT I, wOULD LIKE THAT REALLY,
â²: oh yeah and i knoww howw it feels to havve no legs
â²: and im serious tavv
â¼: oH, uHH, oKAY,
â²: kan chainsawwed me then drank my blood
â²: im only the upper half here
â¼: wELL, uHH, tHAT IS RATHER, oDD
â²: yeah im crawwlin on my arms tryin to get to my legs
â¼: i bELIEVE THAT WOULD, rEDUCE YOUR CAPABILITIES, uHH, oF "GETTING SOME",
â²: then i gavve up and am just lyin here
â²: no shit
â¼: i dON'T THINK, mANY PEOPLE LIKE YOU ANYWAY,
â²: wwell fuck you
â¼: jUST AS, uHH, a GENERAL
KiddiesLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
AT: uMMM, hI?
CT: D --> What do you want
AT: oH i JUST,,,
AT: i UHHH, dIDN'T EXPECT TO RUN INTO YOU HERE,
CT: D --> Who else would you find
CT: D --> This is a haven of depravity
AT: w-WELL I-
CT: D --> You can read
AT: i,,,i MET SOME NICE PEOPLE HERE THOUGH,,,
CT: D --> I have also met decent people
CT: D --> They've all left me sweating
AT: i-iS THAT A GOOD THING?
CT: D --> And I am a bit frustrated about it
CT: D --> It's a bad thing
CT: D --> You can't even help me
AT: uHHH, wELL i'M SORRY,,,
AT: i-i COULD TRY,,,
â¼: D --> Because your typing is as bad as your b100d
â¼: D --> Well
â¼: D --> Maybe
AT: aLRIGHT SO UHHH,,, wHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
CT: D --> You've found yourself here somehow and you've got me in a compromising position having just learned that I obey you when you insult me and display dominant
I am the prine bucket▲: _/ Hello
▼: are you a pail
▲: _/ No, I am the Prine Bucket
▲: _/ That was a close assumption though
▲: _/ I am assuming this offends you?
▼: fuck no man fillin pails is like my life goal here
▼: besides genocide
▼: fillin pails and genocide
▼: thats my agenda
▲: _/ That's quite good Mr. Ampora
▲: _/ I am sure you will succeed
▼: uhh prine bucket wwhatevver the fuck that is
▼: do you givve relationship advvice
▲: _/ I could try
▲: _/ I am omnipotent
▲: _/ So I know a lot
▼: oh ok basically my problem is that the girl i lovve is gettin flushed for a guy wwith yellow shit runnin through his vveins
▼: howw do i wwin her back
▼: i already tried duellin to assert my dominance
▼: but i think it just made her like him more
▲: _/ Eridan
▲: _/ A lady is a delicate thing
▲: _/ I suggest you give her a whale
▲: _/ Young ladies love whales
Equius is high▲: d->sogood
▼: Oh dear.
▲: d->snames eus
▲: d->i duno
▲: d->so good
▼: Are you drunk, eusequsu?
▲: d->soporsl ime
▼: That would make you one of the trolls?
▲: d->comhav som
▼: I'll pass.
▼: I rather like being able to spell my name, you understand.
▼: Although by all means, you go right ahead.
▲: d->ungh syour na,e
▲: d->syour joave
▲: d->yo jave/
▼: Oh, how rude of me. It's Rose.
▼: We may have spoken before.
▲: d->o shup oser
▲: d->reah vorse
▼: Don't strain yourself.
▼: Oh, it's Equius, isn't it.
▲: d-> snot starinin
▲: d-> yeah syuis
▼: Your quirk is a bit off, I'm afraid you are highly inebriated.
▲: d-> inabgrita wuta
▼: I have a suggestion for you.
Teo TorriatteTeo Torriatte
Warnings: Light T-cest.
Characters(Main): Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael.
Let us cling together as the years go by,
Oh my love, my love.
“Don’t go, Leo,” Michelangelo whispered as he wrapped his arms around Leonardo’s neck, pulling the larger turtle down closer to him. Mikey hid his face in his mate’s neck. Leo closed his eyes and returned the strong embrace, nuzzling the side of Mikey’s head with his beak.
“I have no choice, Mikey. I can’t dishonor Master Splinter, I must go train as he orders. It’s only for a couple of months, Mikey. I’ll be back soon, I promise,” Leo tried to explain, but he knew it would not stop the young turtle’s tears. Leo kissed the top of Mikey’s head, causing Mikey to whimper and his arms tightened around Leo’s neck. Leo gently patted Mikey’s back, trying to sooth him
Back in action pt 1One slow, excruciating step. Then another. Each one taking all her concentration. FireBrandi was moving forward on sheer willpower alone. But her goal was finally in sight. The struggle had seemed endless. It has taken everything she had. She couldn't quit, she could never give up! In the end she had won. It was almost over now.
Another step... Another.. She has arrived. What strength remained disappeared. Brandi fell forward, she thought she could hear the wind whistling past her ears as she fell. With a muffled thud FireBrandi flopped down on the couch in the Guardians lounge. Curling up in a corner she began to snore softly.
A short time later Cedric walked in, "Hey, anybody home?"
A cushion struck him in the face. Cedric blinked in surprise. Peeking over the back of the couch he found Brandi curling up again, an annoyed look on her face.
Poly Girl walked in, "Cedric? Good timing. We just
Evil Stepmother(Redux)Evil Stepmother(Redux)
As Sara stood there in the hot shower lathering soap all over her body, she felt every inch of her massive weight gain. Her large breasts, her thick thighs that touched almost all the way to her knees, her bloated flabby belly hanging down heavily, and her widened butt all felt so soft and equally engorged with her unintended gluttony. She stood there toweling off from her shower when she realized she forgot her clothes in her room. Embarrassed of her weight and fearing more humiliation from Evelyn she sat in the bathroom and thought of what lead her to this grief.
It was not more than a year ago Sara was out of a job and dropped out of college due to lack of money, she moved in with her father(Jim) and stepmother(Evelyn). Sara was always a perky and happy person in school, but after living with Evelyn and her strict rules her happiness was replaced with sadness and her perky nature with a somber reflection of her past life. Sara had to do what Evelyn said if she
Onyx's Choice: Start
Part 1 (Start)
Work has become increasingly hard to come by. Most cities and city-states have enough willing bodies and readily turn away individuals like yourself; but Stonebridge has proven itself to be different, to be ready and able to take on new artisans to fuel its booming economy.
Unfortunately, “artisan” implies some form of skilled labor. Untrained and inexperienced, you have only one career path available to you – one that those of your disposition have inherited generation after generation: mercenary work. It doesn’t take much to lob a sword at someone; and by the same logic, it takes an equally low about of training to lob a sword at something.
Kelly, the Lord of Stonebridge, singled you out personally with an assignment the moment you passed through the gates. The details were unquestionably vague: there was a creature that lived a few miles west of the city that was causing problems for the populace. For all he told you it could be a rabid
Tainted Love: Chapter 3
Chapter 3: Opening Up
Warnings: Light T-cest.
Universe: AU - Angels and Demons.
Characters(Main): Demon Leonardo, Angel Michelangelo, Demon Usagi.
Very little was said between the two turtles. Neither one of them knew what to say or do. They shared small smiles and gestures, letting each other know that they were comfortable but still a little unsure. Leonardo wanted nothing more than to apologize for his actions last night, while Michelangelo thought of every question he wanted to ask Leo.
They hadn’t moved since Mikey woke up. Leo was still sitting on the bed next to Mikey, leaning back against the headboard of the bed, his legs stretched out in front of him in a relaxing manner. Mikey was also leaning up against the headboard, his lower half still hiding under the covers and Leo’s shirt wrapped around him, keeping him nice and warm.
Mikey’s eyes widened as he heard Leo inhale d
Toon link x Reader Would you, maybe, like me?
Would you, maybe, like me?
Link belongs to Nintendo. You belong to you.
"Hoooyyy!! (Your name)-chan! Wait up!" A higher, chirpy sort of voice met your ears. Turning, you looked down to see none other than Toon Link, or Linkie as you internally called him, face plant into your thigh and stumble backwards. "Oof!" He mumbled, falling onto his butt. "H-hey, kid." You mumbled, glancing to the side a little. Standing up, the boy, who was surprisingly your age, grinned. "What're you doing today? I thought we could go watch Kargoraks or something -- Oh wait, never mind, I forgot I got rid of all of them! They can't steal your lunch money anymore!" He chirped once more, blushing a little. Driving a species, no matter it's intent, to extinction wasn't exactly… alluring. "G-Gee, thanks I guess. Sorry, I'm busy today. See ya, kid." You said, turning and walking away
Summary of EncephalonWAYWARD CITY-
sky: the darkest of red with jet black clouds. night and day are no different. the only weather change is when it rains... if it rains, you better stay in your house, especially if you're an Other.
rain: appears to be blood, which isn't uncommon in the city, but the rain is a sign of danger. if it starts to rain, get inside a building and lock AND block all entrances and windows, especially if you're an Other (as mentioned above). the reason is, when it rains, it summons a swarm of very strange and frightening spirits unlike anyone has ever seen. they're called collectors, and are said to come from hell itself. they wear black cloaks, resembling dementors from harry potter, except they can only hover a few inches off the ground. their hoods never come down, and you never see their faces. however, when close to its prey, incredibly long silver hair snakes out from beneath the hood and slowly flows toward the victim. if touched, the victim will be tangled in the hair, and t
The Sixth Clan Chapt.8 Blue-grey clouds rolled over the full moon, still not preventing it to shine brightly into the hollow. Firepaw raised his muzzle towards the dark sky as he prepared anxiously for the Gathering.
"I wonder what's keeping everyone", protested Dewpaw, the smell of skunk still slightly lingering from his dark pelt. "I don't want ThunderClan to be the last to arrive".
Lilypaw sat beside the smaller apprentice. "We've still got plenty of time", she reassured. "It's hardly even dark".
Firepaw gave his shoulder a nervous lick, timid about facing different apprentices from different Clans. At the time of the Gathering, he was going to meet cats from different Clans. He would bond, chat, boast about his first catch and compare moves, knowing that one day he would met them face-to-face in battle with unsheathed claws. Will I even make an enemy tonight?
The bramble tendrils of the apprentices den rustled, an
What the Hell,FiddlesticksI stood at the doorway of the League's mess hall,mouth wide open.At the second table,smiling crookedly was Fiddlesticks wearing the most ridiculous piece of clothing ever.
"Take the sombrero off."I said,marching over to his table.
(Intermission:The mess hall is like a high school cantene).
"...Since when did I give you the right to order me around?" he snapped back,a look of annoyance showing itself on his face.
"I'm not ordering you to,it's advice.You look ridiculous." I glanced at his whole ensemble,and let out a final sigh,arms crossed.
"Truth be told,this whole getup looks completely..." I couldn't help but let out a chuckle."What the hell are you going to use those bullets for?Go donate them to Gangplank or something."
The Harbringer of Doom gave me a confused look.
"Well complain to Karthus,he told me to buy this thing."He declared,pulling the scarf covering his mouth down."He told me it looked great."
"Yes,but he's the guy that's always making fun of you and pulling your.
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