Equius is high▲: d->sogood▼: Oh dear.▲: d->heywasuup▲: d->snames eus▲: equsu▲: d->iquis▲: d->i duno▲: d->so good▲: d->slime▼: Are you drunk, eusequsu?▲: d->spor▼: Ah.▲: d->soporsl ime▼: That would make you one of the trolls?▲: d->comhav som▲: d->yeh▲: d->matrol▼: I'll pass.▼: I rather like being able to spell my name, you understand.▼: Although by all means, you go right ahead.▲: d->ungh syour na,e▲: d->syour joave▲: d->yo jave/▼: Oh, how rude of me. It's Rose.▼: We may have spoken before.▲: d->o shup oser▲: d->rise▲: vorse▲: d->reah vorse▼: Don't strain yourself.▼: Oh, it's Equius, isn't it.▲: d-> snot starinin▲: d-> yeah syuis▼: Your quirk is a bit off, I'm afraid you are highly inebriated.▲: d-> inabgrita wuta▼: I have a suggestion for you.▲:
yEYOne day, John Karkat fucked. It was the most amazing thing ever, and John still does he was gay. So Karkat does things. Equius and bust the wall down, Kool Aid Man style.There once was a unicorn and a troll named Equius little kitty named Nepeta troll. They were best friends and went on many adventures together. One day, I went ahead and found a troll Prospit small child, who also had a unicorn's horn. Equius quickly thought that this was his child. So he took the troll and Nepeta infant and raised as their own. The end.
Oh hey a logLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)You are now chatting with a person, say hi.▼: hey▲: D --> Bonjour▼: no equius i'm not looking for you either▲: D --> Qui etes-vous?▼: why would you speak french anywaY?▼: omg that's weird▲: D --> Je ne parle qu'en francais▼: no i don't speak french▼: or whatever it was you just said▲: D --> Qui etes-vous?▲: D --> David?▼: what is this some weird alternate timeline with someone called david?▼: is that what this is?▲: D --> Dave▼: and a french equius▲: D --> Ou John?▼: oh▼: hahaha▼: yeah▲: D --> Je vais assumer que vous etes Dave▼: no it's john▲: D --> Ah, John.▲: D --> Pardonnez-moi▲: D --> Je ne vous parle pas trop▼: it's fine▲: D --> Alors je n'ai pas su vous reconnaitre▼: i didn't really get that one?▼: passable french?▼: is that w