Equius is high

▲: d->sogood
▼: Oh dear.
▲: d->heywasuup
▲: d->snames eus
▲: equsu
▲: d->iquis
▲: d->i duno
▲: d->so good
▲: d->slime
▼: Are you drunk, eusequsu?
▲: d->spor
▼: Ah.
▲: d->soporsl ime
▼: That would make you one of the trolls?
▲: d->comhav som
▲: d->yeh
▲: d->matrol
▼: I'll pass.
▼: I rather like being able to spell my name, you understand.
▼: Although by all means, you go right ahead.
▲: d->ungh syour na,e
▲: d->syour joave
▲: d->yo jave/
▼: Oh, how rude of me. It's Rose.
▼: We may have spoken before.
▲: d->o shup oser
▲: d->rise
▲: vorse
▲: d->reah vorse
▼: Don't strain yourself.
▼: Oh, it's Equius, isn't it.
▲: d-> snot starinin
▲: d-> yeah syuis
▼: Your quirk is a bit off, I'm afraid you are highly inebriated.
▲: d-> inabgrita wuta
▼: I have a suggestion for you.
▲: d-> yeah sall reas
▼: I think you should go find your friend Nepeta and tell her you would like to lie down.
▲: d-> nep
▲: d-> wers nep
▲: d-> wershe
▲: d-> liyin to me
▲: d-> uo lyin to em
▼: Do try to calm down.
▲: d-> scalmin
▼: Are you alright? Did something happen to Nepeta?
▲: d-> 10kit al des miracles
▲: d-> naw shes k]
▲: d-> ]]]]]
▼: Do you know where she is right now?
▲: d-> she all good
▲: d-> ya
▲: d-> she rpin
▼: Go find her. Tell her you aren't feeling well and would like to lie down. I'm sure she'll take care of you.
▲: d-> she rpin with jahve
▲: d-> naw imsall good
▲: d-> im wis gamz
▲: d-> mirales
▲: d-> evrywire
▼: I'm sure they are.
▲: d-> yeah
▲: d-> secvrybye
▲: d-> bye vorse
▼: Goodbye, then.
▲: d-> seeyall in te miracves